sally: are you an energy drink?

Sally: because you are making my heart race

Sally: with anger

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(Pls ignore how weirdchamp it is for Sally to call pm daddy- listen, iT wAs FuNNy aNd I diEd whEn readinG iT-)

Sally: daddy can you pass the salt please

Poultry mam grabbing the salt: sure

Prof beaks aLso grabbing the salt: ye-

Poultry man:

Sally:

Prof beaks: oh shit

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Chron: why is it when something bad happens, it's always you three..

Magic maker:

Poultry man:

Gman:
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bones: how I show love to my boyfriend

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bones: hi love, I made you breakfast!!

prof beaks: :0

bones: later we can cuddle and watch a movie:3

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bones: how....... my boyfriend shows me love -_-

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bones doing absolutely nothing standing up:

prof beaks random urge to slap their ass: *inhale*

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chron: rainy why do you sleep with so many stuffed animals?

rainy: well I cant just sleep with one!! Because if I forget one then they'll get offended I left them out :(

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Smol: I just got hit by a car

Smol: I'm too scared to call anyone because they could be busy

Smol: I dont wanna call 911 because they have better things to deal with

Smol: and I'm not pressing charges to the guy who hit me because mabye he waS HavInG a bAd dAy

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Chron: I may never get into a relationship but there will always be something I attract

Chron: and that is mosquitoes and depression. They are just so drawn to me its insane-

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Gman: that's it, I'm throwing away this shirt. It has too many holes in it

chron: aww poor shirt

Gman: wha-

Chron: I said poor shirt. All it ever did was try its best and now its life is over

Gman stares at the shirt: i-

Gman tearing up: but-

Chron: are you crying-????

Gman sObbing:

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Poultry man: sometimes when sally loses a tooth and I cant find a dollar, I just take one from her piggy bank.

Poultry man: I raised her, so we're even.

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Chloe: why is sally crying?

Poultry man: because I wont let her lick the fly swatter

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Sally: I'm hungry:(

Poultry man: hi hungry I'm dad

~later~

Poultry man: I'm not mad, just disappointed

Sally: hi disappointed, I'm hungry

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(I know benny might not go to a party but this was f u n n y)

benny: going to a party bye

Prof beaks: are you gonna get drunk...

benny: no?

prof beaks: are you gonna get high?

benny: what- no

prof beaks: are you gonna get into a fight..?

benny: noo..??

prof beaks: are you going to take a girl to a bedroom and lock the doors?

benny: i- no

prof beaks: then what's the point of going to a party?!

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sally: hey poultry man, remember that boy I told you about? And how you said he was only being mean because he liked me?

Sally: since you stabbed magic maker, does that mean you love her??

poultry man:

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bones: I used to enjoy wrestling

bones: now I get into the police car peacefully (sometimes)

(here is another cop one lol)

bones: I saw a cop with a dog and thought

bones: omg a blind cop!!

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poultry man: sometimes you can't save people, they have to save themselves

rainy: is that why you were fired for being a lifeguard?

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watt smp characters: we're going for a walk. Let's get our heart rate up!!:D

hermittpad characters: my heart rate is always up with my anxiety given to me at birth

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Rainy walking up to the counter: EXCUSE ME.

rainy: he asked for NO pickles >:(

chron hiding behind rainy: please-

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Prof beaks: wanna come over and eat what my parents made?

prof beaks: 😏

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chloe raising her hand:

sally flinching: >->

chloe: omg has somebody been hitting you?!

sally: yEAh. yOu-

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gman: yeah isk and I are just friends

random person: cool, can I have their number then?

gman: no.

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chron: bye I'm going to the mainland to play some golf

smol: golf???

chron:
Glimps
Of
Little
Freedom

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hi I bring art. Art i actually had on my list of art I actually need to dO-

This is oliver B))) if you dont know who dat is,

G of mans girlfriend. A hottie isnt she? ;)

I will say no more..

Now, have this lel

anywhO tHo, I finally got that cat ;-;

after a week ik- havent told my parents yet, but I'm about to.

wish me luck-

she's cute I named her ambrose uwu

ok bye, take care of yourself plsss