Poultry man: you dont take things seriously

Sally: wh-

Poultry man: and you take things too seriously

Prof beaks: wH-

Poultry mam: and you..

Poultry man: you are perfect, so we cant risk losing you. I'm sending sal

Rainy: pOuLtry maNnNn- ;-;

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Smol: stop saying I wish, and start saying I will!!

Sally: I will I had a father

Sally: :0 I feel confident about a family already!!

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Chron: hi can I get a cake that says, "I feel anxious today but at least I got this cake tho"

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Isk: if you cant find your cat,

Isk: just go in a room.. *proceeds to go in room and slam the door shut*

Isk: and just wait 3 seconds,

Isk: and open your door- *opens door back up*

Gman standing on the otherside: what are you doing

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Rainy: this morning I made waffles and pancakes with ice cream on top, for dessert breakfast I made donuts. For snack before lunch I gave a healthy fruit salad, lunch I made pizza and fries, lunch dessert i had an apple pie, snack before dinner I made a salad, dinner I had vegetable soup with fresh made bread and sweet baked potatoes, and for dessert I made strawberry  cheesecake!!!

Rainy: I've been stress cooking

Magic maker: I came here to stab you but, I'll stay for lunch if you dont mind-

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Magic maker: guys are you ready to go?

Smol: yeah I just cant find my pepper spray-

Magic maker: oh, *proceeds to spray pepper spray on neck as perfume *

Smol:

Magic maker: let's go

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Gman and isk all cuddled up in bed:

Gman: who's gonna turn off the lights?

Isk: not mE-

Gman: not me either

Isk: guess we're sleeping with the lights on

Gman:

Isk: ok I'll go turn off the lights-

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Sally, beating the shit out of a plastic fish: fUCK yOu-

Smol: pm can you not control your child?!?!?

poultry man: oF course I CaN coNtrOl mY chILd!!!!! sAlly-

Chron: I have an idea

Chron: *takes out mirror*

Chron: *puts mirror in front of Sally's face*

Sally looking at herself in the mirror: hey sexy~ what are you doing tonight, oh that's right! Nothing ;)  I'm free too, dinner at 6?

Poultry man:

Smol:

Smol: well she stopped beating the fish-

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Rainy: there are a few things that traumatize me but other then that, I think I'm gonna stay the same me all hermittpad!:3

Sally: that's what the last girl said before she got her head cut off

Rainy:

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poultry man dead in his coffin: pssst..

Magic maker: ...ay yo?

poultry man: I left a list of things I want done in hermittpad while I die

Magic maker: stfu and go to hell

Poultry man: I'm on my way, bye

everybody at the funeral:

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(First time meeting,)

Magic maker: I am the magic maker, first born daughter of the generations of magic makers themself. I spent my entire life training in skill of fighting and magic techniques, I come to take your land and rule as your own

Poultry man: whoever you are... I have a knife-

Magic maker: whoever I am-? Did you not listen to a word I said????

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Jungle bandit: how did you and your ex break up-?

Magic maker: I wanted to feel special and he took me to subway

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Sally: I hate all men

Sally: but I guess the "men" in the end of "women" is okay

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Magic maker: good. you did good

Sally: thanks mom!

Magic maker: dont call me mom.

Sally: yes mother

Magic maker: mother falls into mom categories

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literally any time magic maker has been held in poultry mans arms:

Magic maker: do you have a knife?

Poultry man: ..why?

Magic maker: because somebody needs to cut the tension between us

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Prof beaks in the near by future: see if you do this, *jaMs rock into pills to crush them*

Prof beaks: and then inhale It-

Sally: are you encouraging me to do drugs??

Prof beaks: no. I am encouraging you to watch me do drugs

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Prof beaks and sally flirting:

Sally: are you my dad? Because you don't talk to me enough

Prof beaks:

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Magic maker: next person to speak goes to the bedroom

Jungle bandit: why

Magic maker: oh no you spoke- oh no I spoke!! Guess we have to go to the bedroom together

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Magic maker: yo, taste this. You cant even taste the alchohol- it literally tastes like juice

Chron sipping the drink: this is straight vodka

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Poultry man: where's the doctor?

Magic maker: I am the doctor *cocks gun*

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Prof beaks: so I figured out why my ass is so flat

bones: why ?

Prof beaks: ....

bones: why??

prof beaks tearing up:

bones: are you gonna tell me? what's wrong? Why is it flat?

prof beaks: you weren't supposed to answer it like that. I thought you were gonna be a simp

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Smol: I'm surprised you came to the beach today magi! They dont allow alchohol 

Magic maker: yeah haha, everybody needs a break from drinking .

Gman trying to put on sunscreen: why does this sunscreen smell like vodka?

Smol:

Magic maker: I replaced the sunscreen in the bottle with vodka

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Prof beaks: top 10 people I would cheat on my girlfriend with,

Prof beaks: number 1, no one

Prof beaks: I love my girlfriend. Nobody can ever take her place!

Prof beaks: number 2, Lola from shark tale-

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Magic maker:  ugh, I get cat called all the time

Jellie: *hisses from distance *

Magic maker: *hisses back*

Magic maker: it's so adorable

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(The young days)

prof beaks: so .. why dont you have a boyfriend yet?

Sally: dunno, my dads arent really comfortable with me having one.

Sally: why dont yOu have a girlfriend?

Prof beaks: well your parents arent comfortable with that yet ....

Sally: wha-

Sally: :,0

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Magic maker: I hate all men...

Magic maker: but my son,

Magic maker: I hate him more

Parrot child: yeah right Ursula

Magic maker:

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Magic maker: I'm going to the bar bYE

Chron: are you bringing your own money?

Magic maker: uh no, I stole 20 dollars from isk-

Chron: are you actually going to use that 20 dollars?

Magic maker: ... probably not

Chron with disappointment:  stop stealing margaritas from the bar

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Sally, death glaring g: I am going to cut off your legs so you cant follow and attack me

Gman doing the same back:  I am going to cut out your vocal cords so I dont have to listen to your stupid tone

Poultry man walks into the room: hey guys-

Sally with a forced smile:  OH hey poultry man! I was just hanging out with my best bud over here

Gman also forcing a smile: awe thanks sally! You are my best bud too

Poultry man: awww

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Prof beaks: hey jb, what's it like to have a beautiful, amazing, talented, stunning, charming, unique, perfect child!

Jungle bandit: I wouldnt know

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Chloe: come here

Sally: no

Chloe: why?

Sally: cuz ur gonna hit me

Prof beaks panicking : is this an abusive sibling friendship?!

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GuUUyyys,

I did the art I wanted but........

I forgot to draw ranboo. Next time guYs-

But, I present to you....
Robin!!

Robin is a character I made in the au of demon bones but I think I'm making him cannon to profs lore soooooooo

Little blonde fuck who wants your money B)

He's also got a little ferret named horse 😎

Its pretty cool. I had lots of fun making the little asshole :3

AnDdd,

human artemis!!:3

artemis is profs tiger that just randomly exists in hid jungle.
But

She became human in the demon bones au so cool :3

And my liked songs on spotify was 420
lmao

K, drink water for me please, do something active and love yourself as much as I love yOU-

ok bye