The fox person and the pixie were fighting and beating eachother up while the only human watches them smiling drinking camomile tea smiling

"FUCK YOU ,YOU FURRY FUCK!"

"SHUT IT PUSSY PIXIE, BEFORE I CURSE YOU TO SHIT EVERYTIME YOU SPEAK SO YOU'LL LEARN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Host pan appears "so how- oh are they fighting or flirting?" Host Pan says while looking at the human "Both of course, it's most likely a enemies to lovers scenario"

"STOP FIGHTING BITCHES AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF THEN YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR LOVERS QAURLE!"

"FINE!"

They both yell and get off eachother and stand next to the only human

"Hello im Samuel, i go by He/they Pronouns, I'm a human I live in the forest. Im a artist for commissions, I like to read books and these are my two roommates, I have a garden in the backyard and I'm good at climbing tree's" He says

"Sup I'm Will, I go by all Pronouns, I live under the the big tree in our front yard, I'm a" "FUCKING FURRY!" "FUCK YOU!, mage for hire, my hobby is baking and cooking" they say

"Im Declan, I'm a water pixie, I go by he/him Pronouns, I live in the backyard in my own place, I make potion and remedies and sell them, and my hobby is-" "BEING A BITCH!" "SHUT UP!, making alcohol and wine" he says

"Ok now go interact with everyone else"

Will and Declan start tackling eachother and Samuel starts to draw them two making out to be mean to them
 
"Oh my Pan this is gonna be fun" Host Pan says

"Did you just Replace the word God with pan?" Samuel asks

"Yes, yes I did" Pan says

"You have a god complex don't you" Samuel says

"No just say anything but God for example, I said 'oh my Arcues' so no I don't I just say things I think are God I was talking about a cooking utensil, now go back to drawing Mortal" Host Pan says

Samuel just nods and starts to draw again

(If you're wondering c!Me has a God complex I don't, I think anyways)

A voice comes out of somewhere again "376 words have been written"