"Talk"

'Thought'
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"-And then I was like, "BITCH! YOU GUYS CAME FROM MY NUTS, YOU SHOULD BE WORSHIPING ME", and then I proceeded to show off my massive dick to them-"

In a conference meeting room of some kind, which took place in Hell, specifically the Ring of Babyls, the Thirteen Crowns, which are made up of 13 powerful demons that are just below the Four Greats. The demons include Belzebuth, Astaroh, Asmodeus Amaryllis, Amaymon, Paimon, Azazel Henri, Baal, Naberius Narnia, Mephisto, Barbatos Bachiko, Zebubra, Amduscias Poro, and Behemolt. All of them were here today.

"-But anyway, yeah, that's how me and Lute got married, after killing some of your citizens from our last extermination, pound it bitch~"

And they were here because of a certain Heavenly guest, who was known as the first man to exist on Earth, Adam, also accompanied by his Exterminator Angel Bodyguard and wife, known as Lute, whom he fist-pumped; most of the Thirteen Crowns wished they could leave this meeting, especially when the Angel just mentioned how he had killed a bunch of their people; but due to how important he is, they were forced to be around him

"... Is this the reason you have called this meeting?"

Fortunately, one of the Crowns, Henri, was able to speak up and bring the First Man out of his rambling, which grumbled in response.

"Oh, yeah, that, right."

Adam was annoyed to be forced into business mode, but he could comply and actually focus on the meeting he was in.

"We have decided to hold off this year's extermination."

And Adam started the meeting by bringing up something that immediately caught their attention

"R-REALLY?!"

After processing the news, most of the Crowns were beyond happy and excited, clearly told that their kind would no longer be hunted down, which brought everyone's moods up. However, a select few couldn't help but wear a suspicious expression.

"I know right? Such a bummer, I was so looking forward to killing your people again..."

Of course, Adam made the mood drop again by casually saying how he would miss killing the Hell's population. It took a lot for the Demons not to get angry.

"W-What was the reason for canceling?"

Amduscias Poro gritted his teeth and clenched his fist; he had more self-control than most, but was still very unhappy at how the angel cared so little about them

"You see, my Boss thinks you, ugh, "Demons", have been good enough to be left alive, of course I tried to convince her in letting me keep kill you motherfuckers, but nope, fucking bitch..."

Even though Adam was being rude, it still didn't stop the Demons from celebrating again, seeing this as a win that must be expressed and shared to everyone

"Woah woah woah, why are you guys celebrating?"

But once, Adam brought down the mood again

"Because you're letting us live?"

Behemolt couldn't help but answer with uncertainty

"Yeah, for now."

What Adam said definitely brought a new kind of tension to the room

"What do you mean by that?..."

Baal, as well as others, disliked what they heard, and what they might be told next

"There are 3 Conditions you must fulfill, if you want us to be permanently gone, blah blah blah."

Adam snapped his fingers, and a rolled-up magical scroll appeared next to him. The scroll opened, revealing the conditions for all to see. Most wore worried expressions about what the conditions might be.

"1: Prove that a Sinner can find redemption."

However, Adam's first condition seemed reasonable, even possible, of course at the moment they had no idea how to accomplish it, but the request itself wasn't that bad

"2: You are not allowed to intentionally harm my Exterminator that will be assigned to watch over you fucks."

Though the next condition that Adam brought up confused them, not because it was difficult, but because how simple it was.

"Why are we being assigned an Exterminator to look after us?"

Barbatos Bachiko couldn't help but ask with a narrowed expression

"Well, we still need proof that you savages are civilized enough for even our Heavenly people to visit and live in Hell~"

While the explanation sounded reasonable, Bachiko still couldn't help but wear a skeptical expression, but she said nothing more than that and just let Adam continue

"And finally, 3: Replace your lazy Demon King with a new Ruler of Hell."

Though when Adam revealed his last condition, everyone, not even those who have self-control, exploded with rage and hate

"YOU DARE SUGGEST SUCH BLASPHEMY TO OUR FACES, I'LL KILL YOU!"

And one of the most furious ones, Amaymon, was the first to speak up about it, baring his fangs with violent intentions. Though once he did, the bodyguard of the First Man, Lute, immediately pulled out her Heavenly Spear and aimed it at the Demon wolf, as if very eager to slit its throat with her weapon.

"Do it bitch, prove how wrong Seraphim is to let any of you sick fucks live, and give me the reason to finally bring your worthless trash race to complete extinction~"

Adam wore a wide, mocking smile at everyone, as if daring one of the 13 Demons to actually do something, which tempted a lot of them. However, they knew the price if they followed through with their rage, so with clenched fists and hate-filled eyes, most who stood up sat back down, while the ones who had more composure sighed in defeat.

"Why are you asking us to replace Lucifer?"

Asmodeus Amaryllis, letting her claws dig into her skin to control her rage, asked for the reason of needing a new Ruler of Hell

"From the way we see it, your current King has done nothing for the past thousands of years to improve your Hellish world, which makes him now unfit to rule your home."

Adam, now bored, calls for a plate of ribs to eat, all the while explaining why the current Demon Lord needs to be replaced.

"B-But you can't just make such a decision without discussing it with him about it?!"

Belzebuth, even though he tried to control his anger, couldn't help but yell out in frustration at such sudden news they had been given

"Actually, it was the Queen, well, Ex-Queen now, who agreed to these terms, so suck it and deal with it!~"

Adam once again wore a smug expression, munching on his ribs as if he were at a family dinner.

"That traitorous bitch..."

Newfound rage could be found inside of Paimon's heart, as well as in a few others

"Wait, wouldn't that just make the King's daughter, Charlie, queen now?"

But before the negative feelings could take over again, Nabarius Narnia brought up something that snapped everyone out of their thoughts and into realization.

"If she meets our standards, yeah."

Adam replied boredly, cleaning his teeth with a bone, sharing some ribs with his wife, who accepted them.

"Your standards?"

Mephisto couldn't help but be confused about what the First Man meant by that

"It has to be someone who is actually capable of leading your people into a better tomorrow, we don't give a fuck who, whether it be Charlie or someone else entirely."

After Adam explained this, most of the Thirteen Crowns couldn't help but realize the implications of those words, and what that could mean. While most still believe the daughter of Lucifer was the most qualified, a certain someone couldn't help but smirk lightly and think otherwise.

"Now then, I said all I need to say, see you next year, now fuck off."

But once everything was said and done, Adam, who had just finished his meal, pushed the plate to the floor like the asshole he was. He then stood up from his seat and opened a portal behind himself that led to Heaven. It looked like he had come from there.

"Wait, before you go, can you tell us what will happen if we don't meet your conditions?"

But before the Angel and Exterminator could leave, Henri quickly stood up and asked one last question, wondering what the consequences would be if they didn't fulfill what they had just been asked to do.

"Then you better prepare for war~"

And the answer they were given by Adam, who flipped them off before leaving, was the worst possible answer they could ever have gotten.

"What are we gonna do?"

And after letting what the Angel said sink in, most couldn't help but finally express all of their emotions that they had been forced to hold in, whether it was unbridled hate or unending worry. It was clear that most were unhappy about the situation they were in, even those who were composed, like Henri, couldn't help but shake off a very deadly aura from their body.

"... Someone call Kalego, he shall be receiving a new student soon..."
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With the first season of Hazbin Hotel finally out, I feel more confident in writing this story, I have more of a goal, also with the inclusion of Heaven and more specifically Adam, a lot of ideas has changed, which makes me more motivated~

(Of course, with that being said, any pervious ideas might have had might be changed, i think, I'll explain in the next chapter if it's anything specific)

/Demon School VS Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss\

Charlie=Iruma=Emily

Lucifer=Seraphim=Derkila

Three Great=Stolas=Adam

13 Crowns=Overlords=Stella=Lute/Vaggie

Students=Sinners=I.M.P=Striker=Exterminator

(Of course case by case, not everyone is equal in powers, but you get the idea right?)