Alyx: So, seeing as we have the ultimate author power (fourth wall breaks into tiny shards), we broke Solangelo. Will is now trapped in the Land of Stories, despite Claire's protests, as she felt like Solangelo was a symbolic ship for the fandom (fourth wall's shards disintegrate).

Claire: Yeah, I'm still mad at you, Alyx!

Alyx: *rolls eyes* it wasn't my idea.

Tori: Anyways, the ultimate author powers made it so that I, Tori Paris, took a long and perilous off-screen (or page?) quest to find the flower from that fancy English playwright dude's play about a fairy queen chick and the donkey guy.

Claire: Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream, you uncultured Gucci princess.

Alyx: So we *ahem Tori** put the love-in-idleness's love juice in Nico's eyes while he slept (which makes him fall in love with the first thing he sees when he wakes up)...

Claire: And it was love at first sight! Well, that was more due to the plant than anything else. But Nico and Alyx? They were meant to be! NiLyx forever!

Alyx: Shut up! *hugs Nico* Anyway, Nico asked if he could be part of the guide videos. I said that he can have a big role later, but first we needed an interview with Jason.

Tori: A few Happy Meals later, Jason was in front of us, slightly annoyed that we'd disturbed his big neighbourhood BBQ night in Elysium...

Alyx: So we did what any normal person does when they see a ghost: we interviewed him!

1) What was it like to die?

I felt like this would come up. Well, it hurts. The dying. Not so much the death, I guess. I mean, barbecue nights. Then, if you died like me, a demigod in battle, Charon's usually nice to you and gives you the Underworld equivalent of a VIP passage- nothing to pay, no hassle, no questions. I got Elysium, where I've been for a while. Honestly, death is underrated. Wait, forget I said that. Don't get yourself killed on purpose, kids. Death is bad. 

Tori: Alyx, put that knife down!

2) What was it like to defeat Gaia and stop a war between two demigod camps, as well as prevent the end of the world?

Well, it was a pretty awesome feeling. I got to meet my dad, and all the Olympians had a nice get-together with their kids. Because father-son moments are appreciated more when the most likely scenario is imminent death at the hands of giant people. 

We edit out the part where Alyx sings the Attack on Titan opening...

3) Do you like anime?

Wait, what's that got to do with anything?

*entire world facepalms*

4) Biggest secret?

Uhhhm, uhhhh... Shall remain a secret? 

5) Oh, go on!

Nope. I swore I'd take this to the grave... Oh.

6) Pretty please?

Fine... Percy told me that sometimes he gets urges to eat lettuce which came from when he was a guinea pig...

NO PERCY STOP YOU CAN'T KILL ME I'M ALREADY DEAD!!!

Percy: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!

7) What do you think about Perachel as a ship?

Perachel????  What?... OH HADES NO. That's a THING?! Gods, poor Annabeth. My bro Percy is Annabeth's, forever- it'll be official in a few year's time. Oh shoot, if I died with the ring, then Percy doesn't have it! Or a best man! Wait, will Annabeth see this? 

*entire camp facepalms*

8) What about Janico?

Who's that? Ohhhh... As a romantic ship ? Well...

Nico: Think very carefully about your next words. 

I was just gonna say, "Well, I don't think that ship makes much sense."

9) Last question: what's with the brick?

I don't understand why the fandom's so big on the brick. I have no emotional attachment to the brick. It's not like it CHOSE to be thrown at me.

Brick: How dare you! I think you'll find I threw myself at you. I even made a poem! *ahem!*

Jason,

I saw you.

Your eyes were blue.

And your hair was blonde.

Immediately I felt a bond.

What am I doing,

Bricks can't rhyme.

Um... It's time

To go.

*(Bows and leaves)*

That was surprisingly good for a brick.

Alyx: *squeals* I've got to go write fanfiction! 

That's all, folks!