Disclaimer: This was meant for an event and is just a huge old joke in 2018. It sucks, but whatever.

It was Hannukah eve at Sheldon's house, and they were lighting the 8 sided triangular candles. It was a huge party, with Adam Sandler, the three stooges, Baldi, and Scooby Doo. As it was the first day, they only lighted over 9000. Everyone was jamming to epic sax guy Thanos music. Then suddenly, the care bear of the past came. "You should't have made The t-pose." it said. "Too bad." said Sheldon, and everyone t-posed. Then a Kanye of the present came and said " You are in the present. No more t-posing. "Too bad." said Sheldon, and everyone t-posed. Then a Thanos of the future came and he snapped the infinity gauntlet. "This is what happens when you t-pose." he said, as everyone disappeared into nothing.