Tony: *flies in with Iron Man suit on* You guys are having a party and you didn't invite me?

Loki: We don't like you.

Viola: Manners, Loki.

Loki: Yes, love.

Tony: Yes, manners, reindeer games.

Loki: I only listen to her. And my mom.

Tony: So, mommies boy, why do you listen to her, just wondering?

Loki: Why do you listen to Pepper?

Tony:She'll bother me all day if I don't.

Loki: My point exactly.

Natalie: Tony, get out of the suit. That robotic type voice is killing me.

Tony: *gets out of suit* Thanks, Friday.

Friday: You're welcome, Mr. Stark.

Loki: *yawns and turns Tony's hair into a hot pink afro*

Rocket and Drax: *burst out laughing*

Tony: What's so funny?

Loki: *gives Tony a clown nose, frown, and shoes*

Rocket and Drax:*laugh harder*

Drax: *comes up to Tony and squeezes his clown nose*

Viola: *laughs quietly until she can't help it and ends up doing a mixture of a hiccup and a snort*

Natalie: *laughs her very loud laugh, holding her belly for support *

Tony: LOKI!!!

Loki: I'm right here, airhead, I can hear you perfectly.

Tony: You better fix this before I call Banner to smash you on the ground again!

Loki: Go ahead, I have no intention of letting him win again.

Tony: Unfortunately Romanoff isn't here to sing him a lullaby, so just fix this!

Loki: *rolls his eyes* You should consider yourself lucky that I actually like some of you. *removes clown shoes and nose and the afro, but leaves the pink in it*

Viola: Come on, Loki, he'll be dead in a few years and this argument won't mean anything.

Loki: It means nothing to me now. Besides, I know you loved it.

Viola: *tries to glare at him, but fails as she is still slightly laughing*

Rocket: *to Loki* So, which ones in here do you like?

Loki: Well, my lovely not-a-raccoon, I like Natalie, twig-scout jr., Viola, Drax, and, on occasion, you.

Thor: You don't like me?

Loki: Never did, only tolerated you because you're my brother.

Thor: *gives Loki his signature puppy-dog eyes* I know you don't hate me, brother.

Loki: I hate you as much as I love you.

Natalie: Aww

Rocket: *pretends to gag*

Natalie: You don't think it's cute?

Rocket: I don't like cute.

Loki: Then how on all of Midgard did you fall for her? *he raises his eyebrows at his purposeful slip-up* Oops.

Natalie: Fall for whom?

Rocket: Eh, no one special.

Groot: *glares at Loki* I am Groot!!

Drax: Is this the whole love conversation again?

Tony: What love conversation?

Viola: You don't want to know.

Loki: Drax was asking why people called others 'love'.

Tony: Ooh, and why did he ask that?

Loki: Because Viola called me love.

Viola: Excuse me?

Loki: What, technically it's true.

Viola: I said it twice to mock you, and that was after the whole love conversation.

Loki: I didn't specify when you called me love, so I didn't lie. I'll be taking that bottle of your homemade Butterbeer now.

Rocket: Mmm, what's Butterbeer?

Viola: It's a drink created in a book called Harry Potter. Non-alcoholic if you want. Do you want it alcoholic or not Loki?

Loki: I'm a god, of course I want it alcoholic. And I'll take it tomorrow at noon.

Natalie: I actually already made some at home. You can get some if you like, Loki. Just mind my cat.

Loki: Oh, you have a cat! I've always found cats much better than dogs. They actually have brains. *he turns to Viola* I still want that Butterbeer tomorrow at noon. *He teleports to her house*

Groot: I am Groot?

Rocket: Yeah, Natalie, I didn't know you drank.

Natalie: Oh, I don't.

Viola: As I said, you can make it alcoholic, but it isn't necessarily an actual beer.

Tony: Ah, come on!

Viola: You can add alcohol to it, you big baby!

Tony: *glares at Viola*

Groot: I am Groot!

Rocket: Oh, they're totally meant for each other.

Viola: What? Is this about the 'pairing' thing you were doing before we got here? And did you just say I belong with Stark?

Rocket: *chuckles* I can see that, but not with you and Stars/Stark over there.

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