Loki: Hi!

Groot: I AM GROOT!!

Loki: And I am Loki of Asgard, burdened with glorious purpose.

Rocket: We know that.

Loki: Do you? Then why aren't you kneeling?

Rocket: I listen to no one, cause there's no one like me sept me.

Groot: I am Groot

Loki: I am Loki

Groot: I am Groot!!

Loki: I am Loki

Rocket: We know this!!!

Groot: I am Groot

Loki: I am Loki, you are Groot, and Rocket isn't a rocket.

Rocket: That's because no one like me sept me.

Loki: Oh, I assure you, there are plenty of raccoons out there.

Rocket: What's a raccoon?

Loki: You're a raccoon, ya silly goose!

Rocket: What's a goose?

Groot: I am Groot

Natalie and Viola: *walk into room*

Natalie: Hey, guys.

Loki: *gives knowing look to Rocket and winks*

Viola: Bonjour.

Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: *blushes but fur covers it up* Hey

Loki: Let's all have a party then! 'I am Groot' and 'not-a-rocket' here were just creating a list of who belongs with whom. Would you like to know who Rocket paired you up with, Natalie?

Natalie: *blushes lightly* Rocket paired me up with someone?

Loki: Do you want to know who it is? *he smirked*

Groot: *punches Loki in the leg*

Natalie: Only if Rocket tells me.

Groot: *sags in relief*

Rocket: *scratches back of neck* Well, I didn't really pair you up with someone.

Loki: *tries to hide grin, then creates a hologram of Rocket in Rocket's place so no one would realize that it wasn't real*

Rocket(fake): I may or may not have said that you should be with a pig...

Natalie: *eyes widen* ROCKET!!!

Viola: *looks at Loki suspiciously* Loki...

Loki: What, love? Do I smell or something?

Viola: Remove the illusion. Now.

Loki: *looks at her with wide eyes* What illusion?

Viola: *eyes him coldly*

Loki: Fine *rolls eyes and removes fake Rocket*

Rocket: LOKI!!! I'M GOING TO BLAST YOU INTO THE NEXT GALAXY!!! *takes out his big blasters*

Loki: Oh, fun! I haven't been there in forever! I think I owe someone money over there...

Rocket: *drops blasters* After that you desire to bemauled!!! *jumps out at Loki*

Loki: *yawns from the other side of the room and gets rid of the illusion that Rocket just jumped through* I thought you said you loved me! Plus, I did just save you from revealing your secret.

Natalie: *confused look* What secret?

Loki: *giggling* Well, it wouldn't be a secret if I told you, now would it?

Viola: Why did I even bother coming in here?

Natalie: Because I asked you to come with me.

Viola: I wish I at least had a book to distract me.

Loki: As you wish, love. *conjures an entire library on one side of the room* Take your pick. Shakespeare, Tolkien, Edgar Allan Poe?

Viola: *walks over to bookshelf* Ooh, the Raven!

Groot: *walks over and tries to take out a book, but the book lands on him* I am Groot...

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Ollo Ladies and Jerms,

I hope all of you liked this. I know this isn't a very good stopping point but we're trying, alright. Please comment and give us any ideas if you'd like to.

Thanks
Personatalie and Pied Piper