Thor: *flies into room dramatically* Greetings, friends!

Loki: Ew, go away! Shoo!

Thor: Nice to see you too, brother! *he patted him on the back*

Rocket: What's blonde doing here?

Loki: That's what I've been wondering all my life.

Thor: Aw, come now brother! You don't mean that.

Loki: Oh, really?

Viola: Shut up, Loki

Loki: Yes, love.

Viola: Why do you keep calling me love, exactly?

Loki: You told me to shut up, love.

Drax: *walks into room* Why do you call someone love when they are physically skin and bones like all of us.

Groot: I am Groot?

Drax: *looks to Groot* Most of us.

Natalie: Well, you call someone love because you have feelings for that person.

Viola: *looks at Loki with a disgusted face*

Loki: *winks at her, literally zipping his lips*

Drax: How can you feel love?

Natalie: Um, well it's something you feel in your heart. A fluttering feeling in you stomach when butterflies are trying to get out. So I've heard.

Viola: Yeah, take Shakespeare's works for example. Everything he writes is about love.

Rocket:*blushes and looks away from Natalie* *gags to hide his reaction*

Groot: *hopps on Rocket's shoulder and pats his back*

Loki: *Unzips his lips* May I speak now, love?

Viola: No, love, you may not.

Natalie: *giggles at the way Viola said love*

Thor: Why are we talking about love exactly? And if we're going to continue talking about it, can I just mention that I just had the best date ever with Jane?

Loki: *unzips his lips* Sorry love. No, Thor, we don't need to know what you two are doing behind the scenes. *Rezips lips*

Thor: *blushes lightly*

Rocket: God you're insufferable, I can't believe I complimented you earlier.

Loki: *Unzips lips once more* Why thank you, my lovely raccoon!

Rocket: I am not yours, nor lovely, nor a raccoon!

Loki: Psttsh! And I'm not a god!

Rocket: HA! You admit you're not a god. No wonder you're so puny.

Loki: *Grows in height until he touches the ceiling* I was using sarcasm - which, by the way, I helped invent. I could turn you into catnip right now if I wanted to.

Rocket: I'd like to see you try.

Loki: *snaps his finger, and Rocket becomes a pile of raccoon-colored catnip* Anyone else?

Thor: *sighs* Loki, we've discussed this.

Loki: *rolls eyes and transforms Rocket back to his old self*

Rocket: Why you little...

Loki: What? You said you wanted to see me try.

Rocket: It was a dare that you weren't supposed to accept!

Loki: It's a known fact that you should never dare a god to do anything. Said god will go to extremes to perform the dare well. Unless the god is being dared to... well, never mind.

Drax: What do you never mind?

Loki: None of your business. That's what.

Viola: Will you tell me what gods don't like being dared to do, love?

Loki: *smirks, raising an eyebrow* I knew you'd come around to calling me that. Sadly, I dare not say.

Groot: I am Groot!

Rocket:HA HA HA!!! He is too scared to admit. He's just a fraidy goose.

Loki: It's not a matter of being afraid, it's just a matter of not getting on a god's bad side. Tell them, Thor.

Thor: Loki's right, the last time I took that kind of dare I ended up hanging from the top of a glacier for a hundred years without food or water- except for melted glacier water. You should never let someone dare you to sit on -

Loki: *covers Thor's mouth* You bloody fool!

Rocket: *raises eyebrow* Sit on what, exactly?

Loki: *zips his lips*

Thor: On another god's throne - oh, wait...

Loki: Norns, Thor. You had one job...

Thor: Sorry, brother...

Rocket: *holds back laughter*

Groot: I am Groot!

Loki: What's the chunk of wood saying?

Groot: I am Groot!

Loki: I can't understand a word you're saying, mini-tree.

Rocket: *bursts out laughing*

Loki: He's telling me to sit on a god's throne, isn't he?

Rocket: Give that god a prize. *continues to laugh*

Loki: Oh, well, you only live forever... *goes and sits on Thor's throne*

*thunder rumbles*
Loki: *reappears* Well, Thor?

Thor: What, brother? Oh, are you asking about how my date with Jane went?! Well, it was the best date ever! *he winked* Turns out she's great in -

Groot: I am Groot???!!!

Rocket: *covers Groot's hearing holes* Come on, there are some people that are too innocent to hear this.

Drax: *covers Natalie's ears*

Viola: I thought there was supposed to be a punishment?

Thor: Nah, he's my brother. Plus, I put him in the position.

Loki: Why thank you brother.

Natalie: Um, is it ok if Drax uncovers my ears now?

Groot: I am Groot?

Drax and Rocket: *remove hands from Groot and Natalie's ears*

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