There's this fluffy kitten I'm best friends with, she works at this place called Fablehaven. She's tall, with Abbs, and onyx blonde hair. She even learned to fly with skywings, shape shift, make blue pancakes, and sing. In addition to that whenever she came around you could almost hear a choir of angelic cats rap/sing along to the soundtrack of Alexander Hamilton.

But about five days ago she went missing. The first hint was minor. I texted her this as a joke/ lame attempt to be creepy.

Kitty: What is it,
Kitty: that breaks,
Kitty: with a CRICKITY-CRACK?
Kitty: Your heart of course.

But she didn't answer. And it didn't bother me because of course she couldn't text me back every time, she's a kitten she has a lot of things going on. So I let it slide.

Later on I texted her a question.

Kitty: Do you think I can get away with using a tear stick in Drama?

But she didn't answer that one either. That one was a little suspicious, she was a drama expert, she had the answer to all drama questions nation wide (because she's a magical Kitten.) I was quite confuzzled after three days with no reply.

As the days passed by, my (slightly OCD) brain began to sculpt morbid horror stories about what could've happened to her. Here's a list of a few thoughts that bulleted through my mind. (Please notice the increase of insanity with each passing day.)

First day thoughts:

1. Of course she's not texting me back, she's busy, she doesn't have time for stupid texts.

2. Maybe my creepy text mad her angry.

Second day thoughts:

1. She hasn't answered my question yet. Now that's a little mystifying.

2. Was she really that angry with my text?

3. Nah, she's probably just busy again that's all.

Third day:

1. Still no reply huh?

2. Okay she's definitely, angry at me now.

3. Wait a minute, what if J**** put a bunch of cameras in my house and showed her all my deepest darkest secrets (because I talk to myself.)? What if she's totally pissed at something I said?

4. If that's not the case, which it defiantly isn't, maybe J**** is simply intent on making Kitten hate me by telling her all the "horrible" things "I did to her"?

5. IF J**** IS SOING THAT, SHOULD I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY TERRIBLE THING I MIGHT'VE SAID?!?!? But what if she isn't doing that? It might just furthermore enrage Kitten!!!!!!

6. Okay, Kitty, *deep breathe*, Calm down, your jumping to conclusions. Maybe she just broke her phone. Yeah, that's probably it. She just broke, or maybe lost it. Nothing to worry about.

7. But what if she's not contacting me because she's saddened again? What if (as I quote directly from Kitten), life is being a "poop basket" to her again?

8. I know! I'll send her a positive quote everyday to make help her feel better!

9. But I'm sure she just lost her phone.

Fourth day:

1. OR!!!!!!! Maybe she got into an accident. Maybe she was just peacefully strolling home from Fablehaven when a car came and smashed into her?!?!?!? What if she's in a coma and won't wake up for the next forty years or something?!?!? I can't lose my best Cat friend!!!!!

2. But someone must've gotten my text. Maybe the person that has her phone and sees the texts I send, is too depressed about Kitten's coma to text back. Or maybe her entire family was in the accident?

3. No no no no, I'm jumping to conclusions again. I gotta calm down.

4. *Looks at news* Oh there was a riot in Charlottesville? Awww, someone was killed?

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WHAT IF KITTEN WAS THE ONE WHO DIED?!?!? OR MAYBE IT WAS ONE OF HER ALLEY CAT MEMBERS?!?!?

*Mentally smacks myself*

Don't be ridiculous, Charlottesville is all the way in fluffing Virginia.

5. *Watches more of the news* The KKK? Was Kitten taken hostage by the KKK?!?!?!?!!!!

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Okay this is getting f*cking ridiculous I need to wrangle my crazy imagination.

Fifth day:

1. Okay, gotta send Kitten her quote.
*Sees text message from Kitten*

Kitten: Hi Kitty. I left my phone at a gas station. Btw, I have no idea what you were talking about, cause your words are all scrambled again.

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OH THANK THE LORD OF THE CATS! MY BEST FELINE FRIEND IS OKAY! SHE'S ALIVE, HEALTHY, SHE DOESN'T HATE ME, SHE HASN'T BEEN RUN OVER BY A CAR, AND SHE HASN'T BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE BY THE KKK!!!!

*Phew*

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