Okay so I'm visiting 'family' rn (I literally have no idea who half these people are) and by god they are the most sexist piece of shits ever. Heres some dialogue from not one, not two, but seven of 'em. 

"You should wear a dress more often, its more natural"

Um bish what? You can't force me! Natural my ass!

"Stop wearing T-shirts and Jeans, what are you gay?"

Courtesy of my own mother. Thanks mom, i didn't know wearing different clothes made me want to suck dick.

"Stop resisting! Wear these damn earrings so you can look good in front of your great aunt!"

Since when do i need to wear jewelry to look 'good'. The only thing im wearing is the good luck charm from my brother bish. 

"You are wearing you're brother's clothes! You have your own clothes!"

First of all, So? Is there like a hand book which says i can't wear my bro's clothes? Second of all. All of the shit in my suitcase is stuff you want me to wear! literally half  the stuff in my suitcase is stuff i genuinely want to wear. Besides, You wear my bro's clothes as well hypocrite!

"When will you let that damn shirt go?!"

This damn shirt is my bro's and it reminds me of the good times! When we used to all live together! When they didn't have jobs. When they weren't always busy! when i wasn't such a whiny bitch....I love this shirt, literally 3 out of 4 of them wore this shirt, hell my own mother wore this shirt for a few years! I do not give a single fuck what you think, i will stop this shirt when i grow out of it. It still fits me so. Let. ME. WEAR. IT!

"You see those things? *points at my chest* Those things are not on a male, so stop acting like one"

*takes a deep breath* BOI THERE ARE A THING CALLED MOOBS AND WHEN I CAN, YOU BET YOU'RE ASS IM GETTING A BINDER!

"Why do you want to cut you're hair? You're hair is beautiful! You'll look like a boy with short hair!"

Duh that's the point dumbass. If you love my hair so much, why dont i give it to you when you actually let me cut it? 

Theres more but i think im done ranting for now. Besides, dont get me started on all the 'aunts and uncles' and 'great aunts and great uncles' that i have never heard of yet they know everything that goes on in my life. atleast i have one awkward cousin that can relate all the awkwardness during family reunions. No it's not Cy. speaking of Cy, im sad she couldn't visit because she was busy with tutoring. (She's smart? Who would of thought? XD) tho her bro did visit and i kinda forgot how much of a narcissistic little shit that guy was XD. Bye uhhhhh..... *silently thinks about what to call ya peeps*

BYE MAH PICHACHOS! (school ref MAKE IT A THING)

OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT TELLING CY ABOUT THE WHOLE 'IM A PERSON WITH AN IMAGINARY PENIS' THING. BRB GOING TO FACE HER WRATH