Well.... I never got taught when I was a child... To blow meh nose... It's not my fault, I just cant blow. I sound like a dieing elephant that's giving birth to a lion simultaneously. 

   I actually don't know how to blow my nose... So I did some research XD. Why do I waste my time on things like this? Tell me why? Here's what I found...

1. Grab a handkerchief, tissue, or a paper towel. If you don't know why you need these things, then you need help and why are you even reading this. If you some how DON'T have these things than... Use your sister/brother to replace it with, they work perfectly. (: 

2. Close your eyes and open your mouth, this for some reason makes you look demented, I would just like to suggest if you plan on doing this in public, try to do it in a corner away from people who might stare at you while running away screaming. Just a thought XD.

3. Press one nostril closed with your finger, it doesn't matter which nostril, they are both da same. TWINZIES!!!!

4. Blow GENTLY  into the tissue/sibling with your open nostril. If you blow to hard, apparently this will cause an ear ache or something called a sinus infection. I don't know what that means so BLOW AS HARD AS YOU WANT!!!

5. Switch nostrils and do the same thing again with your tissue/sibling. Once again you are free to party and get something called a sinus infection, it sounds cool... So... I MUST HAVE IT. BLOW MY NOSE BLOWWW.

6. Wipe your nose. Give it a good cleaning on your tissue/sibling, make sure it's alll off. And also make sure that you don't go walking into public with a huge green thing hanging down from your nostril cause you didn't wipe good on your sibl- I mean tissue... Yeah... Tissue...

7.Take good care of your tissue/sibling. Make sure it has a good home in your closet and has the proper food  (like dog treats) that it needs to survive. The plus side of have a hobo in your closet is that you can use it again for another tissue treatment, and it doesn't cost any money!!! (Only at Walmart..)

8.WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! I am DISGUSTED with people that do stuff like dat and totally forget to wash there hands. *pukes On ground* Gross I got it all over my hands... *Shrugs and walks out of the door*

9.Help your mucus flow more easily because for some reason people think that mucus is made from Shrek and that if we treat shrek with disrespect... Than... GOOD BYE WORLD..

Lol I just realized that it is 10:30 at night and I'm talking about blowing my nose... Oh gosh I got problems... I actually went to a doctor about blowing my nose... I HAVE PROBLEMS OK? Lol anyway good night..... Ima practice at school and look like a maniac trying to give birth to a platypus....