STUPID SPIDERS.

THEY. BIT. ME.

I WILL KILL ALL OF THEIR SPIDER HUMANITY.

WHEN I KILL A SPIDER I WILL PUT ITS CORPSE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WITH A LITTLE SIGN OVER IT THAT SAYS "IF YOU COME IN MY HOUSE, THIS IS YOUR SENTENCE, A DEATH SENTENCE." AND I WILL PUT A TINY KNIFE ( Or cuchilla #LearningSpanish) IN ITS MINIATURE BODY, AND I WILL MAKE IT BLEED.

I hate spiders 😓

And no Diamondtheotaku they DON'T. HAVE. SOULS.

*writing a petition now*