TV actor: there's a morning yoga class outside, try it if you want to

TV actor 2: I'd rather stick hot pins in my eyes

Me: here's a whole pile of homework you can do tonight. I'd rather stick hot pins in my eyes

Lyric: do you wanna go to the office? I'd rather stick hot pins in my eyes

Both: *die in laugher*

Lyric: we're so conceded, we even laugh at our own jokes