Me: WHY AM I CRAZY, INSANE, WEIRD, AND BORING?

Sam: ...wat?...

Me: I SAID WHY AM I CRAZY INSANE WEIRD BORING!!?

Sam: ...what?...why...I'm confused did...did I write this somewhere?

Me: No.

Sam: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! DID I DO SOMETHING

Me: IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION!

Sam: *still flipping the fuck out*