Min Gaeun is online

@real__pcy: eyo where u at doe

me: bruh my identification is a secret why would i end our game so quickly

@real__pcy: don't say that u sound like a player

me: looks like i'm caught ;))

@real__pcy: seems legit virgin

me: hEY
me: i could throw a hotdog at ur head rn it's a clear target

@real__pcy: i'm looking around to see whose on their phone texting rn btw

i quickly put my phone down and pretended to eat.

"whose that you're texting hm?" jiyoo asked me.

"my mom." i replied with a nervous smile. i didn't want to explain to her how i made a troll account because i was too chicken to just go up and talk to one of the most popular guys in my school-

"oh."

i nodded and averted my attention back to chanyeol. he was typing something in his phone again and my phone buzzed.

@real__pcy: BRUH I KNOW WHO U R

i looked at the phone nervously and typed the next thing.

me: who

@real__pcy: just a guess but i'm assuming that extremely ugly chick over there

me: iM not that ugly ugly

@real__pcy: im curious af but it's not like i wanna meet u or anything

me: gee thanks

@real__pcy: why did u even text me in the first place

me: i have my own reasons that i have the right to not share :))

@real__pcy: jfc

me:

@real__pcy: WTF HOW DO U EVEN HAVE THAT PIC

me: i have my own ways ;))

@real__pcy: omfg ur so creepy

me: no

@real__pcy:  gotta go some chick is confessing to me

me: k have fun use protection don't get stds and make sure u have her mom's approval

@real__pcy: i rejected her

me: o

@real__pcy: AND SHE JUST CONFESSED TO ME ITS NOT LIKE I WANNA BANG HER NOW THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

me: well looks like it from an underdog lik me

@real__pcy: is that rlly how i'm seen as

me: no ur seen as a big tall yoda so don't worry

@real__pcy: LIKE THATS ANY BETTER

me: anyways how many grils have u dated this year so far

@real__pcy: 2 actually

me: correction: how many have u slept with

@real__pcy: IS THAT RLLY ALL I AM and 1

me: I hope ur parents know about this.

@real__pcy: WiLl yoU shuT uP

me: no
me: 1v1 me man

@real__pcy: yeah square up ill fite u rite here in the cafeteria

me: wANNA THUmb wRESTLE???

@real__pcy: not rlly
seen by @humpitydumpity

i left him on seen and continued eating my lunch, my gaze flickering to him in real life once in a while.

"do you like him gaeun?" jiyoo asked and wiggled her eyebrows. "you like the school's popular boy huh"

"no." i muttered and looked away. "it's not like i can date him or anything anyways. look at him."

jiyoo scoffed and patted my back. "no, i personally think you guys could made a good couple, you're both really weird."

i shrugged and proceeded to bringing my lunch tray to dump inside the garbage bin.

the next few moments were the most embarrassing of my life.

first, i managed to step on a banana peel (i know right, just like in the movies), and slipped, heading down down down, to the ground.

second, just when i was about to hit the ground, someone grabbed my shoulder, and i regained my balance.

third, fuck no. i gazed up at my rescuer's face and my face exploded with red. it was park chanyeol. why did it have to been him????

"hey, you okay?" chanyeol chuckled with his deep manly voice.

i froze in shock. "y-yo-"

chanyeol raised an eyebrow at me. "did you say something?"

"YODA!!!!" i yelled and bolted out of the cafeteria, attracting lots of attention. what the fuck what the fuck did i just say again? WHAT THE FUCK IS YODA WHAT THE FUCK-

it was the first thing that came to my mind, he doesn't hate me now right?

i sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose in frustration. "what the hell is wrong with me-"

a reputation i didn't even have was ruined now. i'll never get a job and will forever be remembered as the girl who called park fudging chanyeol yoda (its true tho) they'll probably put this on my resume when i try to apply to become a doctor and then i'll get rejected and disgraced as a human being and end up on the streets homeless living off old catfood and trashcans-

DINGGGGggggg!!

now, i was late to my freaking class because of this.

i sighed and trotted to my next class. and just my luck, he happens to be in this class. and the fact that i'm late just means i get more attention. a big no no.

i quietly entered the classroom looking at the ground.

"sorry." i muttered as i passed the teacher.

"don't be late next time, you aren't usually like this." he said sternly and i nodded.

i made my way to the back of the classroom and saw that chanyeol was staring at me. i looked at him back and he averted his eyes back to the teacher.

at least i was acknowledged

;;;

Min Gaeun is online

me: BAHAHAHA I SAW WHAT HAPPENED AT LUNCH

@real__pcy: STFU

me: I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

@real__pcy: STOP BULLYING ME

me: see someone agrees with me

@real__pcy: i helped her when she nearly slipped on a BANANA PEEL and i got called yoda in return life isn't fair :,(

me: A BANANA PEEL AHAHAHA

@real__pcy: aND i thought she was pretty until she flat out roasted me in front of the cafeteria :( MY FRIENDS WONT EVER LET THIS GO

he thinks i'm pretty?? well probably not anymore since I FUKIN SAID THAT!

me: what's her name doe

@real__pcy: idk she's in my science class
@real__pcy: y u gay for her or sumthing

me: wtf no i'm str8 m8

@real__pcy: hahaha jkjk but tmrw imma get revenge

me: rlly

@real__pcy: yes but not bad since im gentleman ;)

me: k gudluk
seen by @real__pcy.

i sighed and put my face in my hands. i guess i'm gonna have the time of my life tomorrow then.

what have i gotten myself into?

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