i sighed and looked up from my notebook. i sighed again, after i glanced at the clock. 20 more minutes.

"a total of 34 sighs. and that's in only one period. you got a problem or something?" my friend, jiyoo said.

"no." was all i muttered before fixing my gaze to a boy sitting a few rows in front of me. he was a popular kid, and there was no way i could talk to him without getting embarrassed. popular kids at school were usually r00d af.

but still, i wanted to talk to him. like, it was on my mind everyday, and i was starting to think there was something wrong with me.

his name, was park chanyeol.

;;;

after class i went home and laid on my couch, scrolling through instagram. then, i noticed a persons account on my suggested. an idea popped inside my head.

if i can't talk to him, then i'll talk to him without him knowing it's me.

i created a new account under the name "humpitydumpity" and dmed my classmate.

me: new phone who dis

@real__pcy: who tf is humpity dumpity

me: new phone who dis

@real__pcy: what r u talking abt u still have the same acc when u change phones and shit

me: k

@real__pcy: why did u dm me who r u

me: humpitydumpity1827391739010737283892929382882718283928/874892020019384782819292 at your service

@real__pcy: um well humpitydumpity1827391739010737283892929382882718283928/874892020019384782819292 do i know you

me: no bc ur head is to big to notice me not to mention ur ears

@real__pcy: DiD u DM mE sO u couLD aTtaCK mE

me: im against cyber bullying

@real__pcy: fudge u leave me alone

me: i go to ur school and i have the same lunch as you there

@real__pcy: do u stalk me or something

me: nO

@real__pcy: what is ur name

me: i have the right not to reveal my private information as when i choose not to.

@real__pcy: bruh tf is wrong wth you

me: nOTHING AT ALL.

@real__pcy: so why're talking to me

me: because i wanted to ask you what you got on question 13 in that one homework packet ms. shinkyshank something something gave us

@real__pcy: ya well you could've asked that from the beginning & why me STILL

me: the answer is 6.82810

@real__pcy:  IF U KNOW THE ANSWER ALREADY Y R U ASKING ME FOR HELP

me: idk

@real__pcy: im blocking u bye

me: wAIT
me: STOP BEING SALTY AND TALK TO ME
me: pleasssseeee eeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
me: please
me: por favor
me: mi amigo
me: donde eres tu
me: MI AMIGOOOO

@real__pcy: you can amigo go stfu

me: yay u didn't leave me

@real__pcy: ok i won't leave if u tell me some details on who u r

me: k

@real__pcy: what are your initials

me: im not revealing that

@real__pcy: fine then r u a girl

me: yus

@real__pcy: r u cute

me: WTF MAN

@real__pcy: probably not

me: whatever CHANYEOL

@real__pcy: u know me but i don't know u its not fair

me: get rekt m8

@real__pcy: stfu no one says that these days

me: i do bitch

@real__pcy: WAIT R U THAT ONE GIRL THAT SENT ME NUDES ONE TIME

me: no wtf why would i do that

@real__pcy: o well forget abt what I just said

me: some chick thirsty AF if she wants yoda to see her noodz.

@real__pcy: IM TRIGGERED I HATE IT WHEN PPL MAKE FUN OF MY EARS

me: im sorry dumbo

@real__pcy: why am i wasting my time talking to you

me: idk y r u

@real__pcy: i'm gOING to bLOCK U

me: bruh cmon im a lonely adolescent

@real__pcy: ur actually kind of fun

me: thx ;)

@real__pcy: what's with the winky wonky face

me: ;)

@real__pcy:  probs a virgin

me: yA anD??

@real__pcy: there's nothing wrong with being a virgin

me: your judging me right now

@real__pcy: no

me: it's not my fault i'm a child of god untainted by sins and purer than holy water itself

@real__pcy: ya right

me: so how's it being the top dawg in school bc i've never felt that in my entire life

@real__pcy: it's nothing amazing

me: u should help me become the queenka of our school.

@real__pcy: some people ain't meant to be those, darlin

me: hah bc u have to look good and be fayyayyaaykeeee af man

@real__pcy: hEy i ain't fake
@real__pcy: and r u saying i look good

me: um
me: gotta blast

@real__pcy: jk i already know im hotter than hell

me: k

@real__pcy: all the girls swoon over this boiiii

me: k

@real__pcy: ARENT U IMPRESSED

me: no

@real__pcy: im so curious of who u r

me: you already know who I am. i am....

@real__pcy: u r????

me: .........

@real__pcy: JUST SAY IT

humpitydumpity is typing...
humpitydumpity is typing...
humpitydumpity is typing...

me: humpitydumpity1827391
739010737283892929382882718283928/874892020019384782819292

@real__pcy: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

i looked up at the time next to my bed stand. 6:30. I should eat about now...or should I keep talking to this idiot? Is that even a question??? Food is obviously more important.

me: gotta go now

@real__pcy: k

me: im eating

@real__pcy: k

me: fried chicken

@real__pcy: k

me: IM LEAVING NOW

@real__pcy: k

me: AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN K

@real__pcy: kk

me: fine bye.

@real__pcy: WAIT SRRY BYE
@real__pcy: u mad bro
@real__pcy: :(((((
  seen by @humpitydumpity.
@real__pcy: doNt hit me with that seen :(
  seen by @humpitydumpity.
@real__pcy: fine bye ugly
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