I was just double checking that I fully understood the meaning of the word pervert, so I looked it up on urban dictionary.

Look at this...

I would love to! XD

Okay, so...
I swear, my mind is ridiculously perverted... plz don't judge meh! T~T

I have ridiculously dark thoughts as well. Whenever somebody angers me, I end up smiling because I'm imagining murdering them in the most gory way possible. I recommend not angering me.