So recently I was in art class next to my friend and she usually has her hair in a ponytail, but today her fringe was hanging over her face. So I played with it for a few minutes before getting bored and stopped. Then she said that it looked like she was attacked by a bird.

"You were." I reply, turning back to my art.

"Yeah, it's name is-" she starts, then I cut her off.

"Ca-caw, motherfucker."

We didn't stop laughing for ten minutes and had to go outside during that time because we were so loud.