Okay people, I will now tell you how to be a cool kid. Follow these instructions:

1.  in the morning, wake up 10 minutes before ur school starts so that you'll be late. 

2. get out of bed and brush ya teeth

3. get changed into ur school uniform 

4. eat breakfast. breakfast has to either b pancakes or waffles. you must have 2 drinks on the table. water and coke

5. pack your bag. remember to put in ya water bottle and lunch. dont put in your snack. you will b hungry at recess, but u can always steal food from froends. (all cool kids have froends). Also get your phone, sunglasses and ur unfinished homework. also get your earphones and plug it into your phone. Listen to:

https://youtu.be/4LfJnj66HVQ

because it's totally not dead and it's totallyyy not a bad songgggg

6. before you leave the house, say "cya dude" to your pet/s because all cool kids should have pets.

7. if you're awesome then you'd live less than five minutes away from your school. run like a mad man to your school.

8. arrive at your school and run LIKE MAD to your locker. 

9. go to your second class because youre really late 

10. say "YO WHADDUP" to your class when you enter the classroom. put on ya sunnies and sit down in your seat while your teacher scolds you for being late and making a scene as you entered. nod at the teacher, then, stand up and dab at your class. Sit back down. 

You have officially become a cool kid.
Congratulations.