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When she's feeling a little restless she turns to Jose.
For a good time call everyone, she won't remember anyway.

She's looking for someone who wants a blonde señorita and to overly indulge in some tall margaritas.

When she's drinking doubles, she's nothing but trouble.

That trouble is so easy to find.
Well, she might as well face it, she's always chasing, a kiss with a twist of a lime.

Hand her a sombrero..
because Jose Cuervo...is taking her home tonight.

Eff this day, I need laid.
Hah.. rhymed.
Fml