Alys: "YOU FU**ING DONUT"

Weeby: "Pff what?"

Alys: "donut"

Weeby: "You called me a donut?"

Alys: "Did I stutter. You donut."

Weeby: "Haha, then you're a cupcake!"

Alys: "Ew"

Weeby: "Because you're sweet!"

Alys:" No"
"I'll stab a bi**h"

Weeby: "pff... so a spicy cupcake then."

Alys: "No. I'm sour patch kids."

Weeby: "You're a cupcake and you can't deny it~"

Alys: "You fu**ing blueberry"

Weeby: "How am I a blueberry?"

Alys: "Cause you're squishy??? Idfk."

Weeby: LMAOOO wait squishy?"

Alys: "Yes you piece of butter"

Weeby: "Now I'm butter??"

Alys: "Yes, cause you melt in ice"

Weeby: "This is perfect for the vocabulary book..."

Lays: "n o"
"You piece of bread"
"Don't you dare"

Weebs: "hehe..."

Alys: "No don't you dare caramel"
"You damn peanut butter"

Weeby: "THIS IS TOO GOOD"

Alys: "F**ing jar of jelly"
"No one likes you"
"idiot sandwich"

Weeby: "..."
cries

Alys: "GOOD JALAPEÑO"
"I HOPE YOU CRY"
"CRY"

Weeby: "How mean..."

Alys: "Damn right I'm mean bit-"

Weeby makes an angry face.

Alys: "See I'm mean"
"I'm tough"

Webs: "At least, you are until I violently burn your toaster"

Alys: "Jokes on you... I don't have a toaster."

Weeby: :O jojo gasp

Alys: "Get rickrolled"

Weeby: "Damn"

Alys being a little weirdo: "DUNDUNDUNDUN"

Weeby:"Shut up you marshmallow"

Alys: "Shut up apple"

Aweby:"NOW I'M AN APPLE?"

Alys probably choked on a pear: "Yes"

Weeby: "No"

Alys: "Yes"

Weeby losing brain cells: "can I be a grape"

Lays being a mean potato: "no"

Weeby: "fuck"

Alys is a bell pepper themself: "You are what I say you are. Bell pepper"

Weeby losing her shit: "DAMNIT!!"

Alys and Weeby make faces at each other

Yeah. That's it.

AlysIsAFurry