July 8th, 11:05.
The hotel.

Tenya Iida's brain and body had been consistently trained for many things in order to replace his brother as the hero Ingenium, but not at all for the pain they endured when he woke up and started to slowly incorporate himself. Each and every inch of his limbs howled in protest and he felt his head like a hundred dwarves were chopping the inside of it with their peaks. He blinked several times, but his vision remained blurred, and June's brightest Sun wasn't helping either. Apparently he was lying on a water bed. Was he even in the suite?

"Midoriya...? Todoroki...?" he difficultly asked. "Has anyone seen my glasses...?" 

He hardly had time to end the sentence before slipping from the floating air mattress he had actually been steeping on and unceremoniously falling into the hotel's swimming pool, where all seemed to indicate he had spent the rest of the night. Iida quickly emerged for air and looked everywhere in shock, becoming aware of his over the top awakening. The killer pain had been replaced by cold and a feeling of full stupidity.

"Young man!" an old lady with sunglasses and an old fashioned swimsuit called from one of the loungers. "You shouldn't sleep in the pool! It's dangerous, you know?"

"Thank you, madam... I think I'll follow your advice..." Iida vaguely answered as he swam to get away from there as soon as posible. He picked a towel and made his way to the elevator. The most embarrassing part was that he was wearing his normal clothes instead of a swimsuit.

Good thing he wasn't Kaminari. The scare of falling into the water asleep would have likely made the guy accidentally activate his Electricity Quirk, fry the rest of the people swimming and now they would have to face charges beside the hangover.

But if Tenya Iida, the disciplined and always sticked to the rules boy of the group had ended up there when the night was over, he could only hope his friends had a more dignified way of waking up. Gosh, from then on, he could only play better his role as Midoriya's best man...

June 8th, 11:20.
The suite.

After the party they had the night before, Iida wasn't surprised to find the door of the suite he shared with Midoriya, Bakugou and Kaminari locked and the letter of "DO NOT DISTURB" hanging on the latch. What it did surprise him was to find Kaminari snoring with his back against the wall. He had his shirt unbuttoned, a piece of paper sticked to it, a tie around his head and an empty bottle still in his hand. Yeah, this time, with no overuse of his Quirk, he looked like an idiot.

"Kaminari? Are you ok?" he checked the blonde. "Do you have the card?".

"Five more minutes, Mama..." Kaminari complained still in dreams. 

"Hello? Is anyone awake?" he knocked. "Somebody open the door, please!"

"Morning, Iida. Is something wrong? Why are you so soaked?" Todoroki and Tokoyami had just got out of their own room. The two were sleepy but at least they looked all right.

"Oh hi, guys. I fell into the pool (don't ask) and now I can't use my card to enter" Iida explained in embarrassment. "And it's clear he doesn't have his" he added pointing to a weirdly smiley Kaminari.

"Did Kaminari sleep on the outside? Why wouldn't Midoriya or Bakugou let him in?" Todoroki was confused too. And thinking while suffering from hangover was definitely not pleasant.

"I'm... finally... back...." a breathless high pitched voice was heard. When the three friends turned to look in that direction, their eyes were wide opened and wondered if they were seeing things.

"Mineta?" Iida asked. Suddenly, his awakening in the pool didn't look so ridiculous. The little guy looked haggard and exhausted, and was breathing as heavily as if he had just run a marathon. But what really shocked them was that he was covering the lower half of his naked body with a pink girl's sweater.

"O...kay. Now is when you tell us you can explain, isn't it?" Todoroki was not easy to impress, but Mineta's appearance really took the cake.

"Actually... I can't... I swear" Mineta answered with an almost dead voice. "I don't know what the hell happened after some girls from the disco and I got into a limo... The thing is that I woke up in a ditch, about eight kilometers from the hotel, just like this. I had to walk all the way here, since I lost my phone and the only vehicle who stopped was a truck whose driver looked way too interested in a naked dwarf..." the group's pervert was having goosebumps with only remembering.

"Well, at least that proves that the way Iida woke up wasn't a prank of Kaminari and yours..." Todoroki said. "I found Sero sleeping in a *spiderweb* made of his own tape in the balcony and Aoyama becoming best friends with the toilet. Shoji hasn't gotten up yet. No wonder, considering he tried to drink all the champagne he could hold with all the hands he could copy. As for the rest, Kirishima texted me saying they are all in their suite, just suffering from normal hangover".

"Hey, what's going on here?" Kaminari was finally getting up the best his state allowed him. "Huh? Why I am not inside the suite anymore?"

"And why there's a paper letter sticked to your shirt?" Tokoyami then noticed. Iida took it and read it for all of them:

I need the whole suite. Urgent!                                                          -K. Bakugou.

"What is this all about?" Iida asked. "Bakugou? Open the door, I insist!"

"Allow me" Tokoyami stepped forward. "Dark Shadow!" the dark creature appeared, but even he was looking curved and wasted after a party.

"Aww, come on, my head is going to explode..." whined Dark Shadow. Who would have guessed he could also get drunk...

"I warned you! Now get under the door and open it!" Tokoyami ordered. "To think he was the one supposed to drive home..." he muttered as his creature did what he had been told.

"Can this morning get more surreal?" Iida thought in despair.

There was no need though. Just when Dark Shadow was about to reluctantly introduce himself inside the suite, the door suddenly opened and the last person they would expect to meet got out.

"No, no, no, no... this can't be happening..." Camie got out of the suite in a hurry, finishing to button her shirt. Her usually perfect hair was a mess and just a look to her face was enough to know she didn't have much sleep.

"Come on, babe, let's talk about it!" the shirtless Bakugou that got out after her also looked a bit like a zombie, but not as pale as the girl. The other five boys just standed there at a loss of words and with faces worth of a Pullitzer winning photograph.

"Look, I am as surprised as you" Bakugou confessed as he reached her. "I don't even remember how we ended up like this. But here we are! And last night was awesome! Well, and you weren't bad either..." Bakugou smirked. Obviously he wasn't totally sober yet. "It must be fate, Camie!"

"No, it wasn't fate, Katsuki" Camie stopped, color cheeked and angry, and turned to answer. "It was a bottle of Sake people like we two should stay away from!"

"Whatever. The point is that we met at the same bar, we talked, we drank, we laughed and... it happened what it had to happen!" Bakugou triumphantly declared.

Camie sighed from the bottom of her lungs and bit her lower lip in agony. "Listen up, Katsuki. What happened last night was a mistake. It NEVER happened, ok?" she stated, as firmly as her nervous voice made it possible.

"Well, the scratches on Bakugou's back tell a different story..." a bad timing Kaminari broke the silence brought by their astonishment.

"GIVE US SOME PRIVACY, YOU IDIOTS!!" the Explosion User yelled, as if he hadn't noticed them until that moment. "WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF RECONCILIATION!!"

"What!? No!!" Camie desperately cried. "There is no reconciliation! I told you! I have a date for the wedding!"

"You did?" Bakugou seemed genuinely surprised. "Well, you didn't think about it very much last night. But it's ok. We'll tell the loser to fuck off and then we'll go together instead" he happily added, like it was the most logical thing in the world.

"WAIT! You can spend the night with a person and then date another in the morning??" a jealous Mineta asked. "What's your secret!?"

"SHUT UP, YOU GRAPE HEAD! I THOUGHT I HAD TOLD YOU ALL TO LEAVE!"

"They don't have to leave, Katsuki. I am the one who is where she mustn't. You are always so disrespectful with your friends" Camie recriminated.

"And you are always so sexy when you are mad... just like me" he flirted in response. Only a drunk Bakugou with Camie around could be so dorky.

"I'm leaving" Camie decided not to waste her time. "I'm sorry about all this guys! See you in a few hours!" she hurried up to escape from such an awkward scene.

"See you there, babe! I'll call you!"

When she entered the elevator, a puzzled Kirishima holding a coffee and a dougnut got out of it.

"Uh... did I miss something?" the Hardening User asked when he caught sight of Bakugou and the rest's peculiar scenery.

"Pretty much" Iida resumed.

"So this is the reason I slept on the outside? You took me out while I slept and wrote that stupid letter so you could have the suite for...that?" Kaminari asked in disbelief.

"You can't argue with the fact he had an urgency, though..." Mineta commented.

"Now I think about it..." Bakugou made an effort to remember. "The Pikachu was sleeping on the couch... I can't recall having written that note, but taking him out without hesitation... is something I would totally do..." he shamelessly admitted.

"Wait a minute... if Iida slept in the pool and Kaminari slept out of the room while Camie and Bakugou slept inside... " Todoroki then realised in concern, "...has anyone seen Midoriya?"

"I haven't seen Deku since I left the disco, before I met Camie" Bakugou said, little worried. "When we entered the suite, there was only the Pikachu".

Iida turned a shade of pale. The final nail on the coffin would be having lost the groom before the wedding.

"He didn't drink as much as most of us" Kirishima tried to calm everyone. "I bet he went home early so he could get ready".

"Oh my God!! Like we should have! Look at the time!!" Iida cried when he checked his watch.

"GUYS! THERE YOU ARE!" an angelical voice was heard from the end of the corridor.

"Eri? What are you doing here?" Kirishima asked as the one horned teen run to meet them.

"Deku texted me and told me you would probably need a little help of my Quirk after the party" Eri explained, willing to help them.

"Eri... you are an angel" Tokoyami thanked her, making her joyfully grin. Deku wasn't mistaken. The Rewind User was exactly what they needed to get rid of wet clothes, hangover, tiresome and terrible looking faces.

"He texted you? Then you know where he is?" Todoroki was relieved.

"Of course! He is at UA, getting ready!" she told them. "He wrote a message to you, Iida! Didn't you read it?"

"I would have. If my phone wasn't, you know, dead..." the best man then remembered, covering his embarrassed face and showing his wet and now useless Smartphone.

They all laughed at the now comical situation. It was fortunate that the sweet and innocent Eri had appeared after Bakugou and Camie's adult humour comedy. Now they knew Deku was safe at the right place and Eri was there to "repair" them they only needed to hurry and go home to get properly dressed.

"Whoa! Really?" Kirishima asked Bakugou in shock while he drove the car. He found it hard to believe the news. "Well it must be true one is likely to get laid during a wedding..."

"Yeah! And this one hasn't even started! There's nothing like waking up in the morning and remembering you are the coolest thing on Earth".

"Now seriously. Do you think this was the best?"

"I'm telling you, Shitty Hair" Bakugou arrogantly smirked as he relaxed on his seat. "My luck is beginning to change..."

Of course Camie wouldn't have forgotten she used to date the best hero alive. Now he would make use of what he had learnt from Anger Management and prepare to show her his best side. Well, all his sides were great, but it was a way of talking.

He would have a good time at Deku's wedding after all.

End of chapter 12.

And these are things that happen when you take fun too far! You drink too much and you wake up in strange places! Be always responsible, Watties, you won't always be as lucky as Bakugou. And you won't have Eri to save you with her Quirk!

Oh, and the old lady was right. Sleeping in a swimming pool is definitely a bad idea. And if you are wondering what happened to Mineta...not even I want to know.😱😱😱

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You know, it's weird to write about a wedding taking place in summer during Christmas...

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