So my friend told me a story she'd heard. I found it more hilarious than I should've here's the story.

Note: the guy wasn't a creepy stalker or anything. 😂

"So one day I was feeling like I could be nicer person, so when I saw Girl Scout cookies selling the cookies I decided I could make the girls day by buying them all.
So I bought all the cookies from them, and I cam into a problem. What was I going to do with all these cookies?
Then I felt like I couod do more nice things, stupid right? I suddenly felt like I could be like Santa Claus.
So being the stupid person I was I started randomly handing out cookies to people. I felt like I could do anything.
At some point I stopped feeling like Santa Claus, and I noticed the looks people were giving me.
I realised I was just the Creepy Cookie Guy...

....."