Ian POV

"Ben! I'm going out with Dianne, I'm going to buy something!" I shouted to Crainer

"Okay." Crainer shouted from the kitchen

When I got outside the house, I quickly jumped into my car and drove to Dianne's house to pick Dianne up. I waited for 30 minutes (that's how long I actually take to prepare in the morning) before she jumped in

"Let's go to the mall to buy that ring already." Dianne said

"I think I have a design in mind already." I said before driving to the mall

Time skip brought to you by eating cause FOOD IS LIFE!!

Me and Dianne went to the engagement ring store and went to find rings

"Hey Ian, how about this one?" Dianne pointing to this one

"It's nice but something is missing." I said to Dianne

"How about this one?" Dianne said pointing to this one

"To bland." I commented

After a while, I found a ring that caught my attention.

"Hey, that look nice." Dianne said pointing to the ring that caught attention

The ring looked like this,

"Umm miss, how much is this ring?" I asked the person who was behind the counter

"That is only 55,000 dollars." The girl behind the counter said

I gave the girl the money and grabbed the box which the ring is inside and ran to the car with Dianne.

Another time skip brought to you by pizza cause I'm hungry

"How am I gonna propose?" I asked Dianne

"Let's meet tomorrow so I can help you." Dianne said before leaving the car.

I drove home listening to some songs and probably getting angry when other cars drive me off and I finally reached our house. I opened the door to found Crainer playing with Colton (that I keep forgetting)

"Hey Ian." Crainer said looking at me before looking back

"Hey Ben." I said hiding the engagement box

"Wanna join the game?" Ben said before the door bell ringed

"Who would be at our house at exactly 5:45 PM? On a weekend?" I asked to Crainer while opening the door to see Thea, mine and Crainer's ex girlfriend (That is now the reason I didn't use Thea, well for another reason, but that is the main one.)

"What the fuck are you doing here, bitch?" We said at the same time not realizing Colton is here

"Daddy!" Colton shouted

"Colton Jeremy Stapleton, go to your room, NOW." I said

"Okay dad!" Colton said going up

"Why the fuck are you here then?" Ben said standing up from his seat to come near me

"To get a threesome motherfuckers!" Thea shouted

"What then to say we got you pregnant, fuck you, I'll rather kill my ex wife than threesome with you bitch." I said

"Thea, you dated us at the same time, almost ruin our friendship, killed my dad, and then you want a threesome? Fuck you bitch. Go get your threesome to the bitches you dated at the same time you dated us." Crainer said 

"Leave or I'll call the cops motherfucker." I said

"Fine I'll leave but don't expect that I wont come back." Thea said leaving the house

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Is the chapter full of curse words? Because I don't give a shit.