Handwritten on the cassette: h.f. (18)
Duration: 1:13

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Happy birthday! *clears throat* Sorry, high pitched. Happy birthday to you, Asshole. *repeated softly*

My voice feels weird right now. You hear it? Mas paos kesa sa normal na boses ko. Diba?

Anyway, this is a gift...na hindi ko siguro ibibigay talaga. Baka nga nagsasayang lang ako ng cassette but I'm rich, anong punto ng pera ko kung hindi ko igagastos.

So, here I am. I wish you...uhh...probably... *breathes* good health siguro. Pero healthy ka kasi eh and you have literally everything right now.

Argh why am I even doing this. Wala ka namang regalo kapag may birthday ako!

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