Tagged by RedPandaWorld for this fun little tag. Second one of this book, so pardon my awkwardness 😂

First a poem:
Roses are gray
Violets are a different shade of gray
Let's all chase mailmen

-a dog

And we're back.

1.) Do you have a crush on anybody? If so, who?

Haha that's an easy one. MysticalTactician (see Snowy Day Tag for more info)

Too bad she's in hiatus now 😂 and that I don't have a kik 😂😂

2.) What do you look for in a guy/girl?

What do I look for in a girl? Let's take a look:
• she should be three-quarters intelligent, if not more. If I can't hold a convo with her...haha maybe next time.
• generic stuff like same interests
• she's gotta be shorter than me idk why I just feel weird looking up (I'm 5'11 3/4")

3.) Who is your fake crush? (Basically your waifu)

Shiomiya Shiori!

Always liked a bookish girl (guess that's why I'm on Wattpad)

4.) What can you accept about a person?

Their small imperfections. Small itty bitty ones. Even if it's a handful of them. Because I'm the same. I have many small imperfections (that's excluding my face XD 😂😂). Girls, if he's got a thing for feet: say "eh f*ck it, sweep me off them."

SPOILER FOR ONE OF MY NOVEL CONCEPTS AHEAD

I feel like some love is like a surgery. How? Because sometimes we add or remove what we don't regard. We ask our partner to stop doing this or start this. But if they're generally not interested, I'm sure it could be annoying (I wouldn't know. Never had a real partner 😂😂).

END OF SPOILERS

I know I'm annoying. Totally. I force my ideals. I make sarcastically distasteful comments. I nitpick the f*ck out of things and people. But that's me. If I find someone who finds that irresistibly charming, I've succeeded at life.

For all those who haven't guessed, I haven't succeeded at life yet 😅

5.) What qualities of a person can you not tolerate?

• HUGE expectations. If you're gonna judge me before you know me, that's unfair to both of us.

• those who don't give people a fighting chance. Yknow one of my book concepts MORE SPOILERS is about not giving someone a chance. And I've gotten it countless times. The girl just doesn't want to take a step. They're not interested or scared or whatever reason. But hey, imagine I'm the love of your life but you passed that up out of disinterest.

That'd make a good plot twist.

• I've always been a guy who doesn't like girls with a ton (or even a handful) of makeup. I feel like it's blatantly lying to my face what you look like. I prefer cute girls who don't need it all. After all, I can take a few imperfections.

• general hygiene. Duh. If I can't be in the same room as you, how can I possibly start to love you?

Basically: I want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not obsessed with her look but remains cute. The kind of girl that I can show to my folks. Loves the movies that I like and always laughs at my jokes. A real girl. A cute girl. A really cute girl. Want to impress me but doesn't care if I notice.

And only ever uses me to tickle her throat with (JK GUYS I'M SORRY-IGNORE THIS ONE. IT'S A JOKE 😂😂. There goes everyone's innocence...).

(If you guys don't see the reference I'm making, it's called Lower Your Expectations by Bo Burnham)

6.) Where would your first date be?

PSH idc as long as I'm with her pretty much. If she has one she wants to do, I'm all for it.

There are places I want to try though. I remember seeing an article about "30 Museums You've Never Heard Of" in the XYZ area. I think that'd be interesting (and if she doesn't think so then she's probably not my significant other).

Another choice (if she can handle it) would be an escape room. If she has the smarts to partner up with me in something like that, she's good in my book 👍📘

7.) What's your favorite cliché love scene?

There's two:

There's this one where two people meet at the train station and they both stand at the opposite sides of the same pole. And they stand there waiting all day. And they leave as if the other didn't come. Yeah idk if it's "cliché" but it encompasses one of the ideas

P.S. I used it in the first one-shot of my non-fandom one-shot books.

Second one:

-/-

"I'm sorry, *insert name of love of my life here*. But...the wound...it's..." I start. She sobs as she begs for me to hang on.

"NO! Don't leave us!" she shouts at me.

"...us?" I gasp, confused. She nods sadly as she grabs my bandaged hand.

"Yes...us." she says, putting my bandaged hand on her stomach.

-/-

OH SNAP!

Now to spread this "love"ly tag like the plague (of love)...
LapisLazulli2
GingerAndy
sploof
Typovo
ImberLapis
_Storm-Of-Darkness_
MysticalTactician
Dictator-Chan <-- she probably won't do it, but I want to see her sarcastic humor at work tbh
SteelSkarmoryKate
LittleTyrunt
StreetRacer-Sam
blue___22 (have fun with Bennett 💕)

Until next time, it's the single pringle over and out!

-GT

Omfg I could load up this place with heartbreak memes