Amanda Pov

Sometimes the symptoms of being pregnant are so bloody shitty to deal with, (and I'm not exaggerating or anything), like the fact that I had to pee all the time, (yes, literally all the time, I fucking hate it so much!), like sometimes I miss being able to pee normally, (I wouldn't change it for the world though, regardless of my complaints to ya).

I was wide awake in the bed, staring at the ceiling, trying to sleep but it was like there was a mini rave going on in the womb, (I probably didn't help their sleep at all with my insomnia here, but I can't do anything about that, as that's just bloody genetics at play here), so I got up out of bed to make myself a cuppa as that seemed like the logical thing to do.

Anyway, I was on my way to make myself a cuppa, (as you do when you know that you won't sleep for the rest of the night, ya know), when Danny came down the stairs, (which was a bit weird here as it was about half 4 in the morning and he didn't usually wake up until 7), (though there was a lot of things going on at the time, so it was probably that).

"Morning"
"What are you doing up Danny?"
"I could ask you the same thing?"
"I'm an insomniac, what's your reason?"
"The bed was cold"
"Ah fuck, of course, I'm always bloody warm and you're always fucking freezing, alright, uh, do you want a coffee now you're up?"
"Sure"

So I made Danny a cup of coffee, I had a cuppa as I'm not a massive coffee drinker, (plus I could have like 2 cuppas a day while pregnant to a cup of coffee a day so I was ok with that), (not that I kept to that limit very well but I tried here, alright), I then gave Danny his coffee, as you do, (I was surprised that he stayed up but it was actually nice that we got to spend some time together).

"Thank you Babe"
"You're welcome"

We sat and had our tea and coffee together, (how domesticated can ya get?), (though there wasn't a lot of that for me growing up so I do appreciate it, even if I joke about it an awful lot, the joking is just my way of coping with it), I felt like everything was actually going great, (and yes I did slightly jinx that by thinking that but we won't talk about today).

"Sorry that I woke you up-"
"Shh, none of that, I chose to stay up-"
"That's not the point Daniel"
"I'm not sure how to feel about being full named here"
"(Snorts), Well I can't figure that out for you as I'm not you"
"I didn't realise that I married a smart ass"
"I'm not a donkey you smart arse"

I don't know where that kind of fast thinking comeback came from, as I'm not usually that quick witted, ya know, but I'm still proud of myself for that one from time to time if I'm being honest with you here, (you would be too, don't lie to yourself Babes).

"Shit, I didn't realise that I had that in me, (snorts), shit I'm so sorry"
"(Snorts), Don't be, I couldn't think of something that fast"

I was glad that I didn't insult Danny here at least, (actually he found it fucking hilarious for some fucking reason, as you can see, I don't know why), as that meant that I hadn't said something entirely too stupid for my own good here, ya know, (as that has happened way! too many times for me to remember them all here).

Anyway we had our tea and coffee, (I know that I have already mentioned this, but fucking sue me Darling, I don't actually care), and considering it was like arse O'clock in the morning, it was actually quite peaceful, which was weird because it was stupidly early, (most of the time I'm just straight up annoyed by being up that early), (so insomnia is a fucking nightmare for me honestly).

"How do you get up this early like everyday?"
"(Snorts), I don't fucking chose this shit, the cups of tea that I have just mutes my bad mood by the time you get up normally"
"That's got to be so shit"
"It is a bit, it's not as shit as it was when I was a kid in foster care though"
"Why's that?"
"That's because if I was caught awake because of it, I was yelled at the next day, so that probably doesn't help the whole thing with my insomnia"
"I can see why you fucked off to America as soon as you could"