Ok, so I haven't updated a dead book that no one reads nor is interested in, for almost a year now. I'm no longer anxious about this dumb corona shit, its just ruined my life and got me stuck in another country for almost 4 months, but like yeah shits the norm now lmao. 

so, its kinda cool to view the stats from a year ago, and comparing them to todays nightmare stats, even with testing and vaccines. plus, its a bit nostalgic to read the ramblings of 12 year old me, aint it? 

ight, so heres the stats for this new corona shit, enjoy lads.

[funny that i say lads because literally no one will see this except me lmao]

COVID-19 CORONAVIRUS PANDEMICLast updated: March 31, 2021, 07:00 GMTCoronavirus Cases:128,821,818Deaths:2,816,470Recovered:103,951,138

ACTIVE CASES22,054,210Currently Infected Patients21,958,305 (99.6%)in Mild Condition
95,905 (0.4%)Serious or Critical   CLOSED CASES

106,767,608

Cases which had an outcome:103,951,138 (97%)Recovered / Discharged
2,816,470 (3%)Deaths

Also wtf wattpad has tables now??? damn shits changed. 

anyway, US has 31,097,154 cases, which, damn ok yall rlly wanna be the best at everything huh. winning at everything, even the pandemic lmao.

its mostly European countries in the top, which im honestly a bit surprised. 

See for yourself, dude:

Hell of a thing this pandemic is, aint it? crippling the worlds strongest countries to debt and a hellish economy, as well as ruining lives left and right. 

Btw, id just like to point out that india got those +848 cases just as i was taking the screenshot, that shit wasnt there 5 seconds before it took it. 

im also on pc so u cant give me too much shit about my grammar lmao. 

alright you miserable fucks, you stupid, idiotic, murdering little fucking shits (referring to mostly me), i think that just about wraps up my spring break morning, as well as this chapter of my corona book that i hope lives on, and i hope to hell Wattpad never deletes my account or i forget my password or some other shit, cuz id hate to lose these valuable pages of history to the fucking void of whatever happens to files in websites or accounts that get taken down. 

realistically they probably just get deleted or put into an archive, but thats just not as dramatic or fun as saying void lol.

also, this is more like my diary now ig. 

also also, i had a boyfriend for a month and he broke up with me 4 days before christmas, while i was going to the hosptial, over text. by god what a dick. my fucking taste needs improvment lmfao. 

ok, this is pretty long now, but i just like having an account of everything that happens to me in the case that i lose my memory in the future so that i can just recount everything ive ever done through my younger selfes words. i know its paranoia, but just let me have fun. 

i dont think ive ever typed faster than i am now. im loving this diary account keeping thing lmao. 

oh yeah i also got that eating disorder thing now, i hope im skinny while reading this in the future lmao [this is a joke plz dont cry about it when you go to sleep future 15 or 16 year old me]. 

i love yall, but not more than i love my self. 

how do i have an eating disorder and a god complex lmfao

yeah anyway, its been real good man, but i better go and read more teen wolf fanfic on ao3 [fuckin love that site, i also rlly love ao3 authors, and i l o v e stiles/derek shit its just so VDHSDGKJDSB, they have rlly good chemistry on the show too-

ENOUGH RAMBLING OK I GOT IT 

cheers lads

cheers m8 

have a good one ya crazy motherfuckin fuckers

see ya :]

- yours truly, this rambling idiot probably developing adhd lmao