3 - Holy Fuck I'm Late

It's 6:52am here where I live, and I haven't slept in 36 hours. I'm not even fucking 14 yet what am I doing

Anyway, I'm hella fucking late, CUZ WE PASSED A MILLION LADIES AND GENTS, GUYS AND GALS.

COVID-19 CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC
Last updated: April 15, 2020, 03:50 GMT

Coronavirus Cases:
1,999,279

Deaths:
126,720

Recovered:
478,932

ACTIVE CASES
1,393,627

Currently Infected Patients
1,342,021 (96%)
in Mild Condition

51,606 (4%)
Serious or Critical

CLOSED CASES
605,652

Cases which had an outcome:

478,932 (79%)
Recovered / Discharged

126,720 (21%)
Deaths

In a few hours we'll have passed 2 million fucking cases, so fuck me. America has over 500k, so fuck again.

We're all fucked, I've been locked at home for almost 7 weeks now. Maybe one day I, or anyone else, will look back at this "book" and ask themselves:

What the fuck is wrong with this kid?

But anyway, that's all for today. I'll see you after we die, and after I finish my 6 page Macbeth essay.

THE END

:-)

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