[A small alarm starts going off in the Infirmary because something medical has been detached from a patient]

Dogma, from a room down the hall: Hardcase is trying to escape again!

Hardcase, from the same room: No I'm not!

Kix: [looks up from his fifth cup of coffee] Your turn.

Drifter (an OC of mine who's a medic): [sighs] I'll go get the stun blaster...