Throw 'em in the deep end
Obi-Wan: Okay, well, remember, the best way to teach somebody something is to throw 'em in the deep end. That's how I taught you how to swim.
Anakin: That was... I'm still mad about that.
Obi-Wan: You can swim now, can't you?
Anakin: Yeah...
Obi-Wan: Then I taught you something!
-Timeskip brought to you by Fives almost crashing a ship-
Rex, clinging for dear life to a rock: GENERAL I AM NOT LETTING YOU THROW ME DOWN THERE
Anakin: Rex, you gotta learn how to free-fall at some point!
Rex: I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO
Anakin: This calls for desperate measures.... Ahsoka!
Ahsoka: Yeah, Skyguy?
Anakin, winking at Ahsoka: Give ol' Rex here a little nudge in the right direction, if you know what I mean.
Ahsoka, smirking: With pleasure... *uses the force to pick up Rex and goes to throw him over the cliff's edge*
Rex: WAIT NO, LET ME GO! LET ME G-AHHHHHHHHH
Ahsoka, watching Rex fall: You gave him a parachute, right?
Anakin: A parachute? Psh, nah... He'll be fine.
Ahsoka: ...
Anakin: Okay, I might've forgotten for a split second that Rex doesn't have the force. GO GET THE SHIP
-Another timeskip brought to you by Cody annoying Obi-Wan-
Anakin: No hard feelings, right Rex?
Rex, laying on a medical table with a broken leg, a broken arm, and a few broken ribs: I'm gonna kill you, Skywalker...
Kix: I highly advise you to run once the Captain is back on his feet, he always means what he says.
Anakin: Yeah.... I'll do that right now.. *takes off while he still can*
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