(Don't play)
(Zane and Travis aren't part of this so when it is then)
All right five four three two one!(play)

Aphmau: There right there
Aphmau: look at that well tinted skin!
Aphmau: Look at the killer shape hes in!
Aphmau:Look at that slightly stubly chin
Aphmau: Oh please he's gay tottaly gay!
Aaron: I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate.
Aaron: the totally straight expotriate
Aaron: this guy's not gay, I say not gay
Everyone:That is the elephant in the room,well is it relevant to assume, that a man who wears perfume
Is automatically radiacally fey?
Laurence: but look at his quoft and crispy locks
Katelyn: look at his silk translucent socks!
Garroth: there's the eternal paradox,look what were seeing
Aphmau: what are we seeing
Garroth: is he gay.......(aphmau: of course he's gay) or European!
Everyone: ohhhhhh
Everyone: gay or European? Its hard to guarantee,is he gay or european?
Vylad: well hey don't look at me!
(I'm so lazy to finish it sooo here it until I put the ones so I could finish because this is hard)

Dante: wait a minute! Give me a chance to  crack this guy.I'd have a idea I would like to try
Aaron: the floor is yours
Aaron: so Mr.Travis this alleged affair with Mr.Dad....has been going on for.....
Travis: 2 years
Aaron: and your first name again is...?
Travis: Travis
Aaron: and your boy friend is....?
Travis: Zane
Everyone: *Gasp*
Travis: I I sorry! I misunderstand!you say boyfriend I thought you said.....best friend..
Zane is my best friend
Zane: You bastard!you lying bastard that's it! In no cover for you everyone I have a annnoncemt!!!
Zane: this man is gay and eurponean
Everyone: Woah!
Zane: and neither is disgrace,(oh!) Hu you gotta stop your being! And comepletly close the case!

I'm so lazy.....

Zane: HES GAY!

Everyone: AND EUROPEAN

Travis:FINE IM GAY!!

HOOORAYYYY!!!

I'm tired....this is 326 words ;-:
Bai~Alpha