Cw: None :)

Original lyrics belong to WelsKnight, adaptations by yours truly.

~

:: #general

December 23rd

Xisuma:
hey

WelsKnight:
Heyo X

StressMonster101:
Hiiii!

ZedaphPlays:
Bongour

Xisuma:
its bonjour dumbass

ImpulseSV:
Its bonjour dummy

ZedaphPlays:
Wh

ImpulseSV:
Wait what

StressMonster101:
Xisuma /:00??

ZedaphPlays:
um what happened to 'I don't swear' lol

Xisuma:
changed my mind

ZedaphPlays:
valid ig

WelsKnight:
Are you feeling alright mate?

Xisuma:
im fine.

ZedaphPlays:
Well
We all knew he was gonna snap eventually

StressMonster101:
?

Xisuma:
literally no one asked zedaph

ZedaphPlays:
Wh

ZedaphPlays:
What is this feeling of
Hurt

ImpulseSV:
ok dude not cool

Xisuma:
idc

Xisuma:

ZedaphPlays:
ayoooo

WelsKnight:
I would usually say "face reveal coool" but WHY ARE YOU FLIPPING US OFF

ImpulseSV:
hol up
HOL UP

Xisuma:
wait he actually hasn't shown you his face yet

Xisuma:
LMAO LOSER

ImpulseSV:
Wait a sec you're not
OHHHHH

StressMonster101:
XISUMA SAID HE HAS PURPLE EYES!!

ZedaphPlays:
Um respectfully you are wrong
Lookit the photo very obviously red

Xisuma:
jesus christ you are dumb

WelsKnight:
Leave him alone he's just a little slow

WelsKnight:
Anyway

WelsKnight:
YOU'RE NOT XISUMA,, ARE YOU

WelsKnight:
[Changed 'Xisuma''s nickname]

Evil Xisuma:
thanks cap obvious

ZedaphPlays:
OHHHHHHHHHH

WelsKnight:
WHO ARE U

Evil Xisuma:
xay.

ZedaphPlays:
Hi

Evil Xisuma:
hi

ZedaphPlays:
Cool name

Evil Xisuma:
thx

WelsKnight:
Why are you here?
How are you here??

Evil Xisuma:
aren't you just full of questions
X's home from college for christmas. he left the room. and his phone unlocked

Evil Xisuma:
as for why im here,, prolly just to cause some chaos ngl

ZedaphPlays:
Like what?

Evil Xisuma:
oh,,, prolly just yknow

Evil Xisuma:
delete some channels
ban some hoes
ruin a few days

StressMonster101:
...

ZedaphPlays:
":D

WelsKnight:
...

WelsKnight:
UH NO

Evil Xisuma:
no?

WelsKnight:
I WILL NOT LET YOU

ZedaphPlays:
YEAH GET HIM WELS
wait what are tour pronounds

Evil Xisuma:
he/they

Evil Xisuma:
ALSO what are you gonna do about it?
only one of us has admin
and its not you.

WelsKnight:
I CHALLENGE U TO A RAP BATTLE!!!

ZedaphPlays:
GO WELSIEEE
wait actually hol up waht

Evil Xisuma:
i accept
but like
what

WelsKnight:
you uh rhyme
and whoever rhymes better
wins

Evil Xisuma:
o_0

WelsKnight:
I DO IT ALL THE TIME WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER IT WORKS

Evil Xisuma:
oh ok
i mean sure

WelsKnight:
If I win, you give X his phone back
If you win...

Evil Xisuma:
i win

WelsKnight:
Sure

Evil Xisuma:
nice
so
#battlegrounds

:: #battlegrounds

December 23rd

Evil Xisuma:
@/Welsknight ready?

Welsknight:
As i'll ever be

Evil Xisuma:

well. >:]

Evil Xisuma:

you are an utter disappointment. i'm going to put you in your place, take over your server, and then destroy everything you hold dear

Evil Xisuma:

im looking around and I'm left thinking that you're pitiful!!!

Evil Xisuma:

maybe I'm ✨cynical✨, 

Evil Xisuma:

but this place makes me ✨miserable✨

Evil Xisuma:

i am ✨unpredictable,✨  and i ifnd you despicable
im a lyrical criminal and this battle ain't winnable

Evil Xisuma:

now listen, you imbcil, time to move on to the facts
youre a victim of this demon and you have fallen for my traps
Soon it will be XAYVION looting fat diamond stacks
imma show you how a stupid teen with his brothers phone acts!

Evil Xisuma:

You nic yourself a knight, but you've never slain a foe
bet ur afraid of moonlight so you sleep to tomorrow
i might be filled with spite, but I refuse to let it go

Evil Xisuma:

this is now my server, call me xayvion! OHHHHh!

Evil Xisuma:

THATS RIGHT, FUCK U

ZedaphPlays:
Wait shi that was actually kinda good

WelsKnight:
Oh, screw this.
You're beginning to annoy me.

Evil Xisuma:
you think, you can stop me? i just absolutely KILLED that idk what u think you can do

WelsKnight:
I think you underestimate me. >:)

WelsKnight:
'Xayvion', was it? Lemme add you to my list
Of people who are assholes and don't try to coexist

WelsKnight:
But I don't wanna fight you, so please cease and desist
'Cause if you don't back down, I'll be callin for assist.

ZedaphPlays:
OHHHHHH KERALIS

Evil Xisuma:
did you just threaten to call ur dad on me

WelsKnight:
You say I'm not the real deal, but what good have you done?
You barely said a thing, and then you claim the battle's won?

WelsKnight:
You're a little premature, I think; the battle's just begun
And once I get going, you'll be quickly overrun!!!!

Evil Xisuma:
good! some fight! i was hoping you'd amuse me
i thought you would be shit at rap, so please, excuse me

Evil Xisuma:
"de-escalate, run away, apologize profusely"

Evil Xisuma:
do you wanna fight or not? your words, they confuse me

Evil Xisuma:
so let me introduce me, i'm the brother of X!
a walking second medal, always second best

Evil Xisuma:
everything he makes is perfect, everything excells
but im in here to ruin things, so ring your warning bells!!

ZedaphPlays:
R u okay

Evil Xisuma:
No lol

ZedaphPlays:
wanna talk about it

Evil Xisuma:
you wouldn't get it

WelsKnight:
I think I have someone you might get along with
Can I refer you to someone?
Also do you have a disc acc outside of X's

Evil Xisuma:
Yes
bitcj if you tell me therapy istg
also rap battle????

ZedaphPlays:
Maybe the real rap battle was the friends we made along the way

Evil Xisuma:
I've made zero friends

WelsKnight:
HelsIsTired ♤#3316
Add him

Evil Xisuma:
why

WelsKnight:
So you'll leave us alone

Evil Xisuma:
oh ok
bye

ZedaphPlays:
WAIT NOOO DON'T LEAVE
Theyr so cool

WelsKnight:
They threatened to destroy the server

ZedaphPlays:
And

WelsKnight:
omg

:: #general

December 23rd

Evil Xisuma:
Woah what happened here-
Why am I nicked this

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