I watched as a creepy long snake slithering from the other side of the gate. It intrigued me; as snakes was my favorite reptile.

"This place completely creeps me out." Sakura shuddered from behind me. Anko, our next proctor, chuckled at her.

"It should, it IS the Forest of Death. But soon enough you are gonna find out why." Anko sneered and Naruto huffed annoyed at her response.

Suddenly, as I finally turned away from the snake to see what was going on, Naruto stuck out his rear end and dramatically put his hands on his hips; wiggling all around.

"It should," he mocked. "it is the Forest of Death. Soon enough your gonna find out why. So your worst! You aren't gonna scare me away! I can handle anything!" Naruto declared and I rolled my eyes at him. He was so stupid sometimes.

"Wow. Looks like we got ourselves a tough guy..." Anko quickly whipped out a kunai and threw it; scraping Naruto's cheek.

I didn't even sense Anko appear behind Naruto, and I tensed up raising my fingers up in case things got out of hand.

"Tough enough to handle this?" She hissed in his ear. "You aren't afraid, are you? Guys like you usually leave their blood all over this forest." She continued and used her index finger to scoop up some of his blood. To say the least, Naruto looked like he was about to crap his pants.

Anko suddenly paused and narrowed her eyes before pulling out another kunai. She was about to throw if but this really creepy dude with a SUPER long tongue held out her last thrown kunai to her- with his tongue.

"I was... just returning your knife." Wait, it sounded like a girl. For now! I will call it a TURTLE! Naruto looked wide-eyed and freaked out while Anko lowered her kunai and smiled sadistically.

"Why thank you, Grass ninja." She thanked. The turtle had this crazed look on its face, and Anko returned it with her own determined stubborn glower. I could feel the tension radiating from the duo. "You know," Anko started, grabbing the kunai. "I only recommend you standing this close behind me if you want to reach your premature end." I noticed then how close they were standing together and now I understood what Anko was feeling; claustriphobic.

But she kept her poker face up as the turtle's long ass tongue slid back in its mouth.

"My pardon. I'm afraid that the sight of blood from your kunai and you cutting my hair, I became a little... excited. I meant you no harm." The Grass ninja spoke in a slithery voice like a snakes rattle. Hintata came next to me and twittled her fingers.

"N-Naruto..." She whispered worried to herself. I smiled and put a hand on her shoulder.

"If things get out of hand, I'll step in. I promise, Hinata-chan." I promised and she slowly nodded, but didn't take her eyes off of the center of attention.

"Likewise." Anko said in monotone. The mysterious genin walked away and I sighed in relief. I was glad that that was over. I didn't like the feeling that I got from the crazy turtle. Turtle walked right passed Sakura, who had a look of fear on her face. I had to say, I felt bad for the poor girl.

"Seems like everyone here is quite ill-tempered, there must be something in the air," she chuckled to herself. "This is gonna be fun." Naruto gave her a weird look. Anko walked away to the front of the crowed, where she first started off.

"Now, you all need to sign this... standard consent form." Everyone looked confused. "Before you take this test, all of you are going to need to read over this form and sign it." Anko simplified.

"What for?" Naruto asked.

"Some of you won't come back from this test, and I have to get your consent to that risk. Otherwise, it would be my responsibility." Then she did a rather fake laugh. "Here, pass these out." She handed the stack of forms to me. I shrugged and they all floated to everyone that I saw.

They all looked surprised to have a floating paper go into their hands, but did I give a F? No!

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