thank kikikool625! :D

would have been out sooner but my computer froze and erased all of the chapter!! D'':

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I kneeled down to the three dead people and searched them for anything we could use. I sure was glad too, because I found three cookies in a zip lock bag in one of the guys coat! I cheered and pumped my fist into the skies above.

"Cookies!" I said to Ryushi. "COOKIEEEESSS." 

I hopped to him and sat down criss-cross apple sauce.  I started stuffing the cookies in my mouth while Ryushi stared at me funny. 

"So," I started. "What's your love life?" I asked and his eyes widened as he choked on his spit.

"Wha-!?" he blubbered.

"Are you..." I trailed off, trying to think of the best word for single. "forever alone?" I finished and his face burned red.

"I am not forever alone! I have simply never had a girlfriend and was cursed to not ever have a girlfriend!" he yelled and I laughed.

"That is the definition of forever alone sir." I reminded and he pouted.

"Whatever." he said with slumped shoulders. I stood and brushed off the cookie crumbs before patting his shoulder.

"It's okay. I've been forever alone up until recently!" I reassured happily and started skipping away. "Come on F.A.G.!" I stopped skipping and laughed to myself. That was very unitentional. I seriously meant that as is 'forever alone guy'. 

"I AM NOT A FAG!" he yelled angerily and chased after me, while I continued to skip (as fast as I could) deeper into the forest.

I suddenly sensed a presence that made me stop. It was a very evil presence, and not too far away. It got me excited.

"Yay! Maybe a good fight!" I sung and started jogging towards it. Well, I stopped when a gigantic snake ambushed us. I jumped back and held my hand up to stop Ryushi from continuing.

"What?" he asked and I narrowed my eyes at the snake, pursing my lips.

"This is a summoning snake. The only known being that can summon snakes is Orochimaru, one  of the  three legendary Sannin." I explained. "This means trouble."

Ryushi gulped nervously as we faced this snake that was a good fifty times bigger than us. I stepped in front of him and my eyes glowed white.

"Snake! I want you to know one thing." I paused.

Just for suspense, ya know?

"You're really retarded. You challenged the wrong girl." I ended and waved my hand, whisking it away in the skies.

I really feel bad for whoever has to deal with it now.

I clapped my hands and glanced at Ryushi, who was paler than usual and staring at me with huge eyes.

"Now now, quit staring at my sexiness you forever alone pervert!" I stated with a fake disgusted face. On cue, his face turned bright pink and I started laughing. I patted his shoulder and gave him a smile. "Just kiddling."

"Kiddling?" he asked confused.

I nodded my head.

"Yush. Kiddling. Now lettuce leaf."