Jared: So I'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall. I don't want it to be too cold though..
Evan: Babe we aren't even engaged yet
Jared: sO THAT's whaT I forgot to dO last niGht

Jared: *pulls back shower curtains while Evan is showering*
Evan: *screaming*
Jared: Hey-relax it's just me-are we out of bathbombs?

Evan blushing like crazy: hey! I think you're really kool! I like you a lot! Maybe we can hang out or something....

Jared in the middle of making out with Evan: *starts laughing*
Evan: Why are you laughing?
Jared: Thought of a meme...
Evan: *leaves*

Jared: skksjsbsnxbx
Evan: Babe?
Jared: hsjaisiHHEJEJO
Evan: Babe what's wrong?
Jared frantically searching through his pants: MY DICK FELL OFF

The straight norm
Evan: *at lunch with Zoe*
Some woman: awww you two are such a cute couple!
Evan and Zoe: Oh no we're not dating

Evan: *on a date with Jared* *also holding his hand*
Some woman: Wow you guys must be really good friends! I wish I had a good friendship like that!
Evan and Jared: We're actually dating
Some woman: *looking into the distance* *doing math problems in head to figure out how they could possibly be dating*

Straight people am I right?

The bi/pan problem
Evan: I'm bi
Evan: *dating Jared*
People: wow look at those gay men
Evan: *dating Zoe*
People: wow so are you straight now?
Evan: I'M BIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Do you ever look at someone and wonder, 'what is going on inside their head?'
*zooms in*

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That's all folks! I'll do this every now and then for lols. Dm me and send me some more if you think of them and I'll give you credit. <3