*Evan and Jared lying in bed together*
Evan: Jared, can I kiss you?
Jared: LMAO THAT'S GAY👀👀👀😂🌈😂👀😏
Evan: We literally just had sex,,,?

Evan: *hunching over his desk, half asleep*
Alana: Can you please sit up straight?
Jared: He can't sit up straight, but he can sit up bi LMAO
Evan and Alana: *glaring at Jared*
Jared: LMAO haters gonna hate,, *dabs*

Evan: I want someone who looks at me the same way Jared looks at bathbombs
Jared cronching a bathbomb: what....?

Evan: *driving*
Car: *zooms by*
Jared: *turns to camera* skrt skrt my dudes

Evan: *driving*
Big truck: *honks*
Jared: *turns to camera* honk honk my dudes

Evan answering the phone: Its 3am what do you want?
Jared crying: I was on tumblr and i noticed there's.... there's no new memes lately.... it's the great meme depression... Evan:

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Christine: Deep down I wanted everything to be easy
Jeremy: Yeah... but who wants life to be hard?
Jared: Hard?
Jeremy: Bad
Jared: bAD?
Jeremy: ROUGH
Jared: kiNKy!
(Sinplicifications on tumblr)

Jared watching bmc
Jeremy: -you're one of those guys who'll be s virgin 'til he dies-
Jared: saaaaaame lmao

Evan: I never let them see the worst of me!
Jared: This is so sad, hey google, play Michael in the Bathroom

Connor: *vapes*
Jared: wow

Thank you binches ilyasm