Sometimes I like to go to a random warriors roleplay and look through the allegiances. And laugh at all the stupid, genetically incorrect, OP characters.

I'm gonna make a list of characters you always see in roleplays:

WARRIORS RP STEREOTYPES:

Silverlight - beautiful Silver furred she-cat with crystal blue eyes, nice to everyone but is super sad on the inside

Hawkthorn - dark brown tabby tom with mysterious, strange red eyes, could be evil?

Sparkpaw - yellow she-cat with fiery orange eyes, wild and crazy adventurous, sneaks out of camp

Glimmersky - long furred white she-cat with one blue eye and one gold eye, thinks everyone hates her

Raven - quiet, jet black tom with blue eyes, never talks because he has depression

Moonkit - dark blue she-kit with a white, cresent moon-shaped patch on her forehead, probably asks the author if she can be part of a prophecy

Gorsetail - light brown tom with yellow eyes, the ONLY normal cat, but is never active

Alright well that's it, hope you enjoyed those monstrosities.

- Ren, duh