We'll Never Have Sex
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"Depollute me, gentle angel,
And I'll feel the sickness less and less"

In which, Xiao Zhenyu, son of Discordia, is an asshole, a walking calamity, and a being not to be messed with.

And

Jason Grace, son of Jupiter, is a sweetheart, a stickler to the rules, and messed with Xiao Zhenyu.

"Come and kiss me, pretty baby,
Like we'll never have sex"

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". . .I''m sorry, I'm not gay."

Dominick Sodach as Jason Grace

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"That didn't stop you from making out with me, why stop now?"

Wang Yibu as Xiao Zhenyu

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"You don't think I've seen how you look at him? You love him don't you?"

Devery Jacobs as Piper McLean

Everyone else as described.

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Playlist
i. We'll Never Have Sex by Leith Ross
ii.The Archer by Taylor Swift
iii. Lacy by Olivia Rodrigo
iv. Not Strong Enough by Boygenuis
v. ICU by Phoebe Bridgers
vi. Gilded Lily by Cults
vii. Thus Always a Tyrant by The Oh Hellos
viii. Born to Die by Lana Del Rey
ix. Once More to See You by Mitski
x. J's Lullaby (darlin' I'd wait for you) by Delaney Bailey
xi. How to Disappear Completely by Radiohead
xii. Step on Me by The Cardigans
xiii. Hard to Sleep by Gracie Abrams
xiv. Favorite Crime by Olivia Rodrigo
xv. Strangers by Ethel Cain
xvi. I love you so by The Walters

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WARNING
This Book Mentions/Contains:
Manipulation, child abuse, neglect, extremely harsh Language, verbal abuse, use of alcohol, intrusive thoughts, aggressive making out(?), sexual actions (no smut!!), internalized homophobia, homophobia, suicidal ideation, fighting, xenophobia, major character death, etc!!

Please do not read if any of these triggers or makes you uncomfortable!

DISCLAIMER

Please do not criticize my fancasts, you are free to view any of the characters however you want. And these characters are written to be human, which is why they're flawed and have different moral views than others. Reminder that this is an Unrequited Love fic (in a sense, you'll see) that's enemies to lovers! So there will be angst.

All characters belong to Rick Riordan besides Xiao Zhenyu and others as noted! Many characters are aged up, including Jason, Leo, and Piper for plot reasons. Please enjoy!!