Lapis and I walked down the dark halls, looking for something to fill our boredom. The bluenette turned a corner, and I almost lost her, but quickly caught back up to her. She stood at a blank door that seemed vacant. Lapis knocked on the door - no answer. She then tried the doorknob, and it wouldn't budge. "Lemme try..." I said, pushing her aside and cracking my knuckles. I then twisted and yanked the doorknob with all my might, groaning and squeaking. I grabbed the knob with both hands, and hopped, landing both my feet onto the door, and I pulled with all of my weight. 

"NYYYEERRRGHHHAHAHGHEHRRH!!!" Lapis just stood and watched in amusement at my struggles. As I was just about to hop off of the door, a loud crack sound echoed the halls, and before I knew it, I went flying backwards with the doorknob still in my hand. I heard Lapis yelp as I landed on her roughly. Lapis and I groaned, and we both sat up rubbing our heads. "You okay?" I asked Lapis with concern. "I'm fine..." she then looked over at the door with wide eyes. 

I looked back at the door and noticed that I had ripped the doorknob off, and I looked down at it in my hand. The door also seemed to be hanging on its last hinge. However, it cracked, and the door came off all of the hinges, and came falling down right at us. I screeched in terror as the heavy door fell, my face a large target for it. I then felt Lapis's hands grab my hips and yank me out of the way before the door hit the floor with a loud 'THUNK'. We panted heavily and stared at the door for a full minute. 

"That could've been a broken nose..." Lapis muttered, not taking her eyes off of the door. We were both sitting on the floor, and I looked up into the doorway where the door used to be. What I saw next was unbelievable - the room was pure PINK. The walls, the carpet, everything was bright pink. "Whoa..." I stood up and started walking slowly into the room, feeling Lapis get up and follow close behind me. Lapis whistled, and examined the room with wide eyes. "A lotta pink..." she muttered, shoving her hands in her pockets. 

There was a pink flag with a rose insignia printed on it, and I raised my fingers to feel the soft fabric. I then looked over to a shelf, and I spotted a gun sitting on it. A leather jacket hung next to the shelf, and I walked up to that first. A large star was printed on the shoulders and back, and I noticed a tag sticking out from inside of it. I pulled it out more so I could read it, and it read 'ROSE QUARTZ' in big bold letters. I gasped, and Lapis immediately looked over to me, clearly startled. "Lapis...I think you need to see this..." I said, staring at the name printed into the tag. 

Lapis came over to me and read the tag. Her expression was blank, and she stared at the tag for what felt like hours. "Mom..." she mumbled, her blank expression now looking more sad. "This...w-was mom's room..." she said, looking around the room once again. I remembered how hurt Lapis looked when Pearl accidentally shot Rose Quartz that fateful night. But I could never forget how devastated Steven looked to kneel beside his dead mother. "I don't think we should be in here..." I said, getting a little nervous. 

"The rumors..." Lapis muttered, and I raised an eyebrow in confusion. This sudden mood change Lapis had was starting to frighten me by the minute. She looked over at the gun on the shelf, and she ran her finger over it, staring blankly. "Rumor had it Rose Quartz killed Jasper's mother, Pink Diamond, with this gun..." she explained, picking it up and examining it. "That gun?" I asked, taking a closer look. "Yep...a Glock 34..." she replied. I remember Jasper explaining the rumors to me about Rose shooting Pink Diamond dead, but it was never confirmed, which I found kinda fishy. 

"Th-that was the same gun she used to kill my mom..." I said quietly, almost to a whisper. Lapis looked over at me with a sympathetic expression on her face. She then walked up to me and wrapped her arms around my waist and kissed my forehead. "I'm sorry...I forgot about that..." Lapis whispered to me, rocking back and forth as I tried holding my tears in. I quickly wiped my face and sniffled loudly. "I-It doesn't matter. My mother never loved me in the first place..." I stated, looking down at the floor. 

"Hey...Yellow Pearl might've been making a few stretches about your mom...I'm almost positive she loved you...at least a little bit..." Lapis reassured me, bringing my chin up. I gave her a weak smile, and pecked her on the lips. "Plus...mom's debts are paid...she's dead now..." she said, looking into my eyes. I could see pain in her eyes, but I knew she was trying to hide it. Lapis then spotted something in the corner behind me, and I turned around to look where she was looking.

A bong sat there, and I raised my eyebrows, wondering what it was like to bong-smoke. I turned back around to face Lapis, and she had a smirk on her face. "Why don't we get our minds off this...thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" she asked, wiggling her eyebrows. I giggled, and grabbed the bong with two hands. As we were walking out, I looked down at the broken down door. "Uh...you think anyone will notice?" I asked Lapis. 

Lapis stared at it for a moment, then shrugged. "Eh...don't really care to be honest..just a bigger mess for Pearl to clean..." she said with a smile, and we ran down the halls to the living room. "Where are the others?" I asked, noticing the empty room. "Prob'ly on a mission. Who cares?" Lapis said, shrugging, taking the bong from my hand and placing it down on the coffee table near the couch. "Have you ever done this before?" Lapis asked, as she walked to the kitchen to get a cup of water.

"N-no...I never even smoked before 'til I saw you again back at the Blue Diamond Authority." I explained, blushing. Lapis giggled, then came back with a large cup of water and a bag of something. Once she dropped the bag onto the table, I immediately recognized it as the weed she had been collecting from deliveries and such. She then took the downstem part out of the object and started filling the hole with water. Once the water filled up to just below the hole, she put the downstem back in and took out a little scoop-looking thing from the top of the stem. 

"Okay, Peridot, this is the bowl of the bong, and I need you to fill it with the weed while I get the music started up." Lapis explained, and gave me the small object. "U-um...okay?" I replied, slowly taking the bag and opening it. I poured the weed in as carefully as possible, trying not to spill it all over the table - I failed. Lapis snickered, connecting her phone to Amethyst's bluetooth speaker and playing Do Re Mi by Blackbear on it. 

https://youtu.be/1nfNArVi2kM

"I filled it, but I made a mess..." I muttered, blushing a dark red. "It's okay, that's good." she said, looking at the full bowl. She placed the bowl back into the stem, and looked at me with a smirk. She pulled out a lighter from her pocket and put her mouth in the mouthpiece. The bluenette flicked the lighter and lit the corner of the bowl, and the weed in it started glowing. She closed her eyes, removing the bowl from the stem and inhaled the smoke. She then took her mouth out and puffed the smoke out slowly, and she looked so hot doing it. The white smoke left her lips so smoothly and she looked so laid back about it. 

She opened her eyes and smirked at me. "Your turn~" she then slid the bong over to me, and I looked down at it for a second. I lowered my head and closed my eyes, and putting my lips into the opening, inhaling deeply, and a sensation shot through me as I sucked in. I removed my lips and blew the smoke out slowly, my eyes half-lidded. Lapis looked at me with a suggestive expression on her face, nodding. "Sick, right?" she muttered. I giggled, and passed it back to Lapis. "I have an idea..." she said, and she took another hit. 

She quickly lifted her head back up, and she placed both her hands on my cheeks and pulled me in for a deep kiss. I felt the smoke from her mouth blow into my mouth and it flowed into my lungs. She pulled away, and I exhaled, watching as the cool smoke then blew out from my lips. I blushed, then giggled again. She then slid the bong back over to me.

....

I was giggling uncontrollably and the thumping sound of Filthy by Justin Timberlake echoed through my head. "L-Lapis! Hey Lapis! L-look at this..." I said, and blew out another puff of smoke through the Connect 4 board that we brought out for tricks. Lapis slowly turned her head to me like a sloth, then smiled and giggled. "Heheheheh l-lemme try..." Lapis said, waving her arms at the bong to take it. She took another hit and blew in through the holes of the game board and we both giggled like a bunch of little kids.

https://youtu.be/r1X99DZgcIU

....

Lapis laid on the floor face-first sobbing because for some reason she was physically unable to move. "L-Laaaapiiiisssss....arrreee yoouuu okayyy..." I said slowly, looking over at her. "T-this carpet sm-smells like Skittles..." Lapis sobbed. "Caaannn IIII haaavve sommmee Skiiittttiikkaiakslsmamselesyyssss...." I slurred horribly. "NO!!" she screeched, sobbing more. She then all of a sudden got back up and sat back down on the couch like nothing happened. Both of our eyes were red and we kept looking at each other and randomly giggling. Lapis then climbed over the coffee table to me, and pushed me down onto the couch.

I giggled some more and put my hands on her hips as she sat on my lap. She kissed me deeply and sloppily shoved her tongue into my mouth while I slid my hands up her shirt. I groped her breasts and hummed through the kiss, reaching to her back and unclipping her br--"HEY GUYS!!!" Steven shouted, coming out of nowhere. We both screeched, and Lapis literally back-rolled off of me, hitting her head on the coffee table. "Ow goddammit!!!" Lapis groaned, rubbing her head, now sitting on the floor. 

"Whoa..." Steven muttered, as he watched the bong tip over and spill water and burning weed everywhere. "SHIT!!" I shouted as I picked up the bong quickly, running into the kitchen to grab papertowels. However, I ran straight into Pearl and she shouted in terror as I backed up furiously. "Peridot?! It smells like marijuana in here! Why are your eyes bloodshot?!" she squawked, and I trembled in fear. "Ah...I..uughhhggg...." I didn't know how to respond, considering the fact that I was still high. 

Pearl then stormed into the living room and screeched. "THE CARPET!!! UGH IS THAT A BONG?!" she shouted at the top of her lungs. "W-we didn't hear you guys c-come in!" I explained nervously. Lapis just sat there and looked up at Pearl with a look of indifference. "Heh yeah..." she muttered, reaching up the back of her shirt to clip her bra back up again. Pearl then continued to furiously scold us for using the bong and spilling it all over her new carpet - that probably explained the fresh Skittles smell...