Chapter 1:

Airplane ride

All Father Iris and Mother Ninja wanted was a nice vacation and to take a break from their "delightful" children. But at last everyone knew what some of the children did, so only Via, Ender and Shadow got to stay back at home with Mike watching them(to plan world domination shhhhh). But they could've left the rest of the kids at home but they didn't want Mike to have too much stress. And they might come home to no home at all. So they took the most likely kids to destroy stuff: Fire, Angst, Willow, Ry, and OniAurdery.

They took their lovely trip to Hawaii. A very nice place to relax and let their stress out. The plane ride there was just enough for them thinking that this vacation was long overdue.

"MOM!! WILLOW IS BEING AN ASS!!" Ry yelled.

"DAD!!! MOM!! I LEFT SOMETHING AT HOME CAN WE TURN AROUND AND GO GET IT!?" Of course the oni's don't know anything about airplanes.

"OH MY GOD! One does not simply turn around in the middle of the air to go get something," Willow memed.

Fire and Angst for the first time ever were being calm little children, but the others were acting like two year olds that just ate cake. Ninja and Iris were in the row in front of them. Iris already brought out the headphones and was trying to bring their kids to be quiet and take a nap. Ninja was staring out the plane window, thinking about how things would have been different if she went with Pocket.

The kids went around banging on peoples seats and saying puns and memes. "Why can't are family be normal for once?" Ninja sighed.

"Our family is our family, some are just a little ... mental and some are ... insane", Iris replied back.

"I think most of that was gotten from you," Ninja roasted.

Iris just sat there with a blank face, cause he never has a good comeback, for anything. Nor does he fight back, cause once Fire and Angst started to torture him and another child before Willow. Stellar was the child's name. And during one night she just flat out died. They are still trying to figure what caused it.

" Willow, you're adopted. NOW SHUT UP!!" He said.

"IM ADOPTED?!" Willow started to cry.

"Good job dad!!" Fire said.

The children were trying to calm Willow down by making references and memes and so many puns. They slowly fell asleep. One by one they passed out, starting with the twins and ending with Willow. They became a little kid pile on some airplanes seats. And Ninja and Iris got to spent their plane ride in peace.

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  "WAKEY WAKEY!!" The children yelled as they were banging on their seats, "WERE HERE!!"

Ninja and Iris had fell asleep during their period of peace. They enjoyed their peace and that never happens. Ever. So they loved every second of it. Ninja looked out the window to see they were about to land. She turned around to face the kids. And said, " Okay, the pilot will come out and ask you to do something, AND if you you do it correctly I'll treat you to something. Sounds good?"

"Yes, Mama Ninja," the kids replied.

The pilot came on over the intercom and told them they were about to land and to put their seat belts on. Most of them did it but Angst didn't do it.

"Hey Fire look," he pointed to his seat belt, " look I'm going to be a rebel!"

"If you don't put it on Mama Ninja won't get us something," Fire replied back.

The plane hit the ground and made Angst shot forward and hit his head on the empty  seat in front of him. Then it followed with a loud noise that sounded like a neck breaking. Iris shot up to check on Angst but he lifted his head with a slight nose bleed and said he was fine while rubbing his neck.

Iris slid down in his seat and spoke, "I swear to Nico Nico, these children are immortal or some crap."

"While we have only lost one child but the others had done some deadly crap in their life." Ninja said as she was playing Love Live on her phone.

The airplane pulled up at the airport, the people loaded off a lot at a time but the  StreamKillers got off last cause it probably end in a disaster. The kids started running off the plane already with their carry-ons. Ninja threw her stuff into Iris and ran after them. Iris sighed and start to walk off the until he heard a little voice, it sounded like it belonged to a little girl.

"Save me" the voice said.

He looked around to make sure he wasn't being messed with. He saw no one, shrugged his shoulders and walk off the plane. There Ninja was doing a quick check on everyone. 

"Now Sound, you better have your hair over this eye at all times, understand?" Ninja told as she was pulling OniAudery's pitch black with blood red dip dyed hair from behind her ear.

"Yes Mama Ninja," She replied back.

"Wait! Your real name is Sound?" Fire questioned.

"It is, but my home world parents were thinking about naming Entity",  OniAudery said.

They started to bombard her with thousands of questions, and she started to get scared, despite her long line of the killing instinct she was very sensitive to many various different things, like this. OniAudery was about to threaten them, until Ry stepped in and spoke, " You guys need to stop bombarding her with these things that she probably doesn't remember, and plus if you pay attention to her a little bit harder you can tell she getting scared."

"I ship it", Shadow said as them, Ender, Via and Mike walked to them with all of their stuff.

"Mike? W-what are you doing here? And with the kids?" Ninja stuttered.

"My work called me to go here cause of something but it got cancelled so I kinda get a free vacation!" Mike said cheerfully.

"Sure it is", Iris said with a little anger in his voice. He kind of despised Mike. No one knew why, probably he gets fired and rehired like every 2 months or the fact he looked more like a female that a male, or that the kids loved Mike more than Iris. Like I said no one really knows.

"We still need to get our bags", Willow said.

"She's right!" Angst backed Willow up.

"Alright let's go!" Ender yelled as they pointed down the hallway. Ender was more like a natural born leader. They mostly lead the group of siblings and made sure that everyone was with them. But they didn't really get into the sibling drama that much but once and awhile they gets into the drama. They marched down the hallway and the rest followed.

Iris handed Ninja her purse and other carry ons and flung his backpack over his shoulder and marched with the group. Once Ninja got situated she kissed Mike's cheek and said, " Thank you for taking care of the kids for a little bit."

"Aww that's cute", Via said as she was hiding behind Mike's right leg. Via was kinda the quiet one in the group so she could slip pass a lot of things and she could be left behind easily, so she pretty knows everything of what's happening in the group.

Ninja picked up Via and bopped her nose, "Now don't tell daddy okay?" Via nodded yes in return. And walked out the hallway leaving Mike behind. He let out a big sigh and followed out.

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ITS THE ONITY AND TYLER SHOW!!
TODAY'S TOPIC IS THE HAUNTING OF STAR GIRL!!
Tyler: Why is this a topic?
Onity: THIS IS FLIPPING SOUND'S THEATRE!! 
Tyler: Why are we here again? Where's the exit?
Onity: Why do you ask so many questions?
Tyler: -__- wow, just, wow. DID YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THE DRITIO?!
Onity: Maybe, maybe not.
Tyler: *heavy sigh*
THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOLKS!!