I was gonna post a selfie at the top since it's about me, but I only have one selfie on my phone and I don't like it haha

So, I was going to make the first chapter a rant but I never got the time to rant even tho I always do so hopefully I'll be doing more of that haha. Also I just got tagged in this today and I thought it'd be fun :)

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Tagged by MayGarner

1. Full Name?
Sarah Jordan ******
I don't like my last name lol

2. Zodiac Sign?
Virgo :)))

3. 3 Fears?
Small spaces
Dying
School (lol jk I actually kind of like school... sometimes. It's kind of complicated)

4. 3 things I love?
The Walking Dead
Friends and Family
Ice Caps (haha they have returned)

5. 4 turn on's?
Funny, I love when people can be able to make me laugh and smile whenever I need them to or just whenever.
Sweet, someone who pays me compliments is always someone I want to be around.
Blue eyes, man I don't know why but I've been obsessed with eyes lately and blue eyes are definetly my fave.
Can be themselves, I honestly don't care if a guy isn't the smartest person on earth but please don't lie to me about it, just be yourself and I'll like you for you.

6. 4 turn off's?
More dick in their personality than their pants, I mean c'mon dude.
Judgemental, stop being all judg-y, like yeah ik my boobs aren't that great but don't judge them on their size, they could have an amazing personality (and they do).
Racism, like back the fuck up.
Abusive, Boy get your scrubby hands off of me and any other girl or boy you treat that way (I'll seriously fuck you up, just stop).

7. My Best Friend?
MCDfangirl88

8. Sexual Orientation?
Straight.

9. My best first date?
Lmao

10. How tall am I?
The correct question is how short am I.
5 feet.

11. What do I miss?
The way my life was. But I also don't. Idk I'm confusing af.

12. What time was I born?
Ughhh I don't have the time or memory to remember to ask my mom this question lmao.

13. Favourite Colour?
Blue in french. Bleu. Lol

14. Do I have a crush?
Lol yes.

15. Favourite quote?
"I'm only single because I'm too sexy for everyone."

16. Favourite place?
Prob Tim Hortons lol. But idk maybe the beach. I love the beach. Ohhh also there's this place called Lake O'Law and I'm in love with it. Me and my family usually go every year but recently we haven't been due to some problems.

17. Favourite food?
Sheppard's Pie will forever be my fave. Also I've been having recent obsessions with Pizza Rolls and Croissants. If Ice Caps were food and not a drink then they'd be here too lol.

18. Do I use sarcasm?
Noooo. Never. (Note the sarcasm)

19. What am I listening to right now?
Carl Poppa tbh lol. It seems whenever I'm asked this question, I'm listening to this song. Hmmm. Maybe I listen to it too much?... nah

20. First thing I notice in new people?
Their eyes. I think I said this already but I've been having obsessions with eyes for a couple months. Lol

21. Shoe size?
6 or 7

22. Eye colour?
Brown. But in the light, they're a really light green with a brown ring surrounding my pupil haha. See, obsession with eyes lmao.

23. Hair colour?
Brown.

24. Favourite style of clothing?
Ummm, layed back style???? Idk. I love leggings and just plain shirts. And sweaters. Really, anything that's comfortable. And I love skinny jeans. But you won't ever see me wearing a dress or skirt or super fancy shirt or like some crop top shit. I'm not comfortable with that cuz it shows my skin and makes me feel vulnerable lol.

25. Ever done a prank call?
Lol yes.

26. What colour underwear I'm wearing right now?
Sadly it's not bleu. :(((

27. Meaning behind my URL?
Do I really have to explain. It's not that difficult to figure out.

28. Favourite movie?
Umm, hmmm. I really like The Remains. And The Conjuring movies (A third is coming out omg so excited).

29. Favourite song?
Too much.

30. Favourite band?
Idk.

31. How I feel right now?
Sick.

32. Someone I love?
My family. My friends. Lol idk a lot of people.

33. My current relationship status?
Single lol. *wink wink*

34. My relationship with my parents?
Pretty good.

35. Favourite holiday?
Halloween. Omf yes I love Halloween. Just yes.

36. Tattoos and piercings I have?
I only have each of my ears pierced lol.

37. Tattoos and piercings I want?
I really wanna get a couple more piercings on each ears. And I really wanna get like a tattoo each for my parents. And also I really wanna get a Walking Dead tattoo or something. That'd be so cool. And also I feel like some small flower hand tattoos would be cute.

38. The reason I joined Wattpad?
I was tired of looking for Carl fanfiction on Google lmao. It's weird tho now that I think about it. I never even knew what Wattpad was and I really didn't have a big interest in writing. Sure, I still loved writing small, short stories for like classes and stuff and my teachers would complement my way of writing but I honestly never thought about writing stories. And now here I am lol. I'm glad that wattpad entered my life, because I wouldn't be where I am right now and also wouldn't have any of the friends I met here.

39. Last book I read?
Well honestly I don't read a lot of books in real life because I have wattpad. I'd love to but I just don't really get the time to pick up a new book lol. So, the last book I read on wattpad was The Deceased by GlennTrash aka my babe ♥

40. Do I ever get 'good morning' or 'good night' texts?
Umm, occasionally haha

41. Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
Haha omg no. That'd be so weird. Haha

42. When did I last hold hands?
Ummm idk. I'm a single pringle and I haven't in a while haha. But idrc because I don't want a boyfriend rn lol

43. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
Well beside my like hour long showers (gotta love long showers lol), it only takes me about 15 minutes.

44. Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
Actually yes but only because I had to for swimming haha. But I didn't get to go to swimming cuz I'm sick ugh.

45. Where am I right now?
On my couch, writing this, while trying to find a good horror movie to watch lol.

46. If I was drunk and couldn't stand, who would be taking care of me?
Kendra and Jack. Mostly Jack tho because Kendra would either just get annoyed and leave or would end up taking a video of me falling or something haha. Best friends, am I right?

47. Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loud lol.

I tag...

okaydixon
GlennTrash
cohansalad
zgrimes
lorienrose
_Floralgrimes_
Negatorrii
emmachi

Do this now. Or you will be punished and receive my horrible cough that has made me lose my fucking voice -_-

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So hope you liked this guys haha.

You should all tag me in more of these lol. I love to get tags.

Suggestions on things I should rant about?

See you guys.

Love you all.

Sarah ♥