Random guy: Dude did you just see what that kid did he took that giant 0 pointer robot with one punch.

Random guy 2: But look at his arms and legs though they look almost shattered kid might be strong, but he sure is a dumb ass.

Random guy: Well one things for sure he probably not gonna even make it after that plus the way he took out those robots was like he was more of a villain.

Venom: SAY THAT TO MY FACE

Venom then starts to get pissed off by people as they begin to swarm izukus body more.

Random guy 2: whoa your one ugly thing what are you some type of parasite.

Venom then stops and musters the most demonic and dark voice possible

Venom: want to repeat that for me again.

Random guy 2: I said you look like a par-

He is then cut off when Venom shoots himself at the guy and bites his hand and leaves him bleeding. He then uses his snake head to head butt the other guy.

Ochako: VENOM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

Venom: HE CALLED ME A PARASITE I WILL EAT THEIR HEART AND EAT HIS VEINS LIKE SPAGHETTI.

Ochako the slaps venom like she would when a dog is misbehaving

Ochako: no venom bad venom.

Recovery girl: ENOUGH

Suddenly everyone looks over to an old lady in a nurse outfit.

Venom asks ochako: Who's the old lady.

Ochako: That's recovery girl she's the reason U.A. can hold these reckless exams. She can heal people by using her quirk.

Venom: huh I see.

Recovery girl: EW what's with the black goo with a face are you his quirk or something.

Venom: I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW IM NOT JUST HIS QUIRK and its venom

Recovery girl: Alright venom I'm gonna heal this ki-

She then looked down at the boy and saw how badly his arms and legs were broken

Recovery girl: Oh, my you were hurt this badly by your own quirk.

Venom: uh yeah

Recovery girl then used her quirk to heal the boy. (Her quirk allows her to heal people by kissing them. The amount they heal or what heals all is based on how much the persons stamina is if she uses her quirk to much she could kill someone from too much loss in stamina). The robots then took izuku to the nurse's office.

In the nurse's office at U.A.

Izuku wakes up in the nurse's office trying to figure out where he is then venom starts explaining.

Izuku: ugh my head w-where am I.

Venom: oh, hey Midoryia you're in the nurse's office after we punched that giant 0 pointer you attempted to web sling with one arm but ochako saved you with her quirk you then passed out and left me alone (which is never a good idea). A kid called me a parasite and I then bit him and then threatened to eat him while ochako told me not to. Then some old lady named recovery girl healed you and brought you here.

Izuku: oh, is that all

Venom: No, I also took over your body and had sex with ochako and gave you a tattoo of Becky on your ass

Izuku: YOU DID WHAT????

Venom: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH IM KIDDING BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE also you have the hots for ochako.

Izuku: N-no I don't

Venom: ....

Izuku: .... ok maybe I do.

Venom: Ha I knew it and I approve.

Izuku: Ok first shut up and 2 nobody asked you and who I go out with does not concern yes

Venom: nobody had to and look izuku we are in a permanent bond meaning what ever your gonna be fucking I'm gonna be there for and you better not just choose some dumb blond named Becky or else I will take control of your body humiliate you in every way possible.

Izuku: .... wow I did not think of it that way and whats with you and the name Becky.

Venom: I dont know it sounds like a name a bitch would more specifically some girl in america who drinks Starbucks and doesn't recycle (if there is a real Becky out there I am so sorry... ok not really because its pretty funny)

Izuku: Anyways can we please just go home.

Hi once again and thank you for reading never thought I would make it this far with my story hehe anyways leave a comment and thoughts.... OK BYE.