This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
By Set It Off
Omake
No POV
Naruto and Sasuke were sitting in Sasuke's home when Itachi came in. He started being rude to Sasuke, and it was Christmas Eve! He shouldn't be being rude to anyone. So, when night came, Naruto and Sasuke discussed a plan to ruin christmas for everyone.
As everyone began to sleep for the night, Sasuke and Naruto began to enact their plan. Singing as they went.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la...
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Oh my God, it's here, this awful time of year
How I hate the snow is falling
Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting
Hey, Jack! They say, let me take a guess now! You're getting K-Mart clothes again!
And then, I had a revelation!
This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear
Because...
This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames
This Christmas day!
Christmas lights alive, lighting up the night
Meanwhile I'm inside my room, conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes
Tonight's the night, I have to do it right now
So, I will strike when all's asleep
And creep, sneaking through your chimney
Saint Nick is gone for now
Up on the housetop, gifts are mine!
Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye!
Because...
This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames,
This Christmas day!
Oh, make fun of me, will you?!
Well, I'll show you what true misery feels like!
You see, as my idol once said,
Everything burns!
Hey, everyone! Look outside your window! I have a surprise for you!
Imagine this,
One thousand gifts,
and sixteen trees
all lay in a heap in a cul-de-sac
I strike my match, and I blaze the trail of gasoline
This Christmas
I'm ending the game
This Christmas
What a crying shame
This Christmas
Because...
This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames
This Christmas day!
By the end of the song, every Uchiha in Konoha was now chasing Naruto. Sasuke pretended to have nothing to do with it. As he ran, Naruto entered his mind scape and went to the cage. When there, he ripped the seal off the cage and said, "Have at them. They deserve it, the jerks."
Kurama laughed and said, "I'll be right back." He then exited Naruto's body in his full form and and scared the crap out of everyone chasing him. Naruto laughed his ass off as Kurama came back and Sasuke did the same. This was his number one prank.
Hey everyone! Merry Christmas! I thought i'd made a little unrelated chapter for this one. Since its a busy day, it might not make too much sense. I do hope you liked it though. Vote, comment, subscribe. See yah next time.
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