By Twenty One Pilots

No POV

As Naruto continued to walk, he sensed people nearby. He decided to go to them, to see if he could kill them. When he arrived, he saw ten people with black cloaks and red clouds on them.

He growled, so a man with orange hair stepped forward and said, "I see your a missing nin."

Naruto rolled his eyes and said, "Well duh, captain obvious."

The only girl chuckled at his comment, which made the orange haired man scowl. Then a raven haired man that looked oddly similar to a certain Uchiha stepped forward and said, "Naruto? Is that you?"

The blonde looked at the raven, then sniffed. His eyes lit up. "Ita-nii? Is that you?"

Itachi nodded and took another step forward, before remembering who was around him. So he decided to warn Naruto through song.

All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse.

Naruto cocked an eyebrow at Itachi's song. He knew Itachi knew exactly what he'd been through, so he was partially confused as to why he would say something so false.

Welcome to the room of people
Who have rooms of people that they loved one day
Docked away
Just because we check the guns at the door
Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades
You're lovin' on the psychopath sitting next to you
You're lovin' on the murderer sitting next to you
You'll think, how'd I get here, sitting next to you?
But after all I've said, please don't forget.

The blonde figured it out. Itachi didn't believe he was a psychopath or murderer.

All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse.

Naruto sighed, and decided to just listen to the song. It was a good song and he liked listening to good songs. And suddenly, the rest of the group joined in on the next verses.

We don't deal with outsiders very well
They say newcomers have a certain smell
Yeah, I trust issues, not to mention
They say they can smell your intentions
You're lovin' on the freakshow sitting next to you
You'll have some weird people sitting next to you
You'll think "how did I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said, please don't forget
(Watch it, watch it)

Naruto continued to listen, loving the harmony.

(Watch it)
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse.

All my friends are heathens, take it slow
(Watch it)
Wait for them to ask you who you know
(Watch it)
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
(Watch it)
Wait for them to ask you who you know.

He could see that Itachi was giving him a look as if to say, get away now or you won't be able to!

So naruto decided to respond with, I'm more insane than you now Ita-nii, so shut up and let me join. He then gained that insane glint in his eyes as they were about to finish the song. Only Itachi was able to continue after seeing the glint and the growing grin.

Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed
I tried to warn you just to stay away
And now they're outside ready to bust
It looks like you might be one of us.

Naruto gave them his biggest insane grin yet, and let his eyes take on their full insane glory as he asked, "Can i join you? I've been living in the woods for a little over a month now and could really use some food cooked on a stove rather than the animals of the woods. Plus, it seems like i might be crazier than all of you, so i think i would be a good addition."

The orange haired man was about to speak, but Naruto interrupted. "My other side agrees that he wants me to join you. And Kura's asleep. So, let me join or he'll attack. i don't think you want to deal with my full insanity at the moment though."

The orange haired man nodded and signalled for everyone to introduce themselves. The orange haired man said, "Well, i'm Pein."

Next went the girl, "I'm Konan."

Then a man with long blonde hair, "I'm Deidara. Hey kid, what do you think about art?"

Naruto responded, "It comes in many forms. I don't have a favorite per say, but my top picks are eternal and explosive."

A reddish haired man went next, "Well, i'm Sasori. And i believe both me and Deidara appreciate you liking both our art styles."

Then a blue guy, "I'm Kisame. Uh, how do you know Itachi-kun?"

Naruto smirked, "He saved me from some villagers back when i was weak and tried to teach me right from wrong. He failed though. I'll explain the rest later."

Kisame nodded, then a slick back bluish silver haired man said, "I'm Hidan. Have you ever heard of Lord Jashin?"

Naruro nodded and said, "Kura told me about him. I don't particularly want to live forever though, so i won't be doing those sacrifices. But i fully support it. It sounds really cool."

Hidan had sparks in his eyes. Then the man beside hime with his face hidden said, "And i'm Kakuzu."

There were two people in the back, and the first to go was a man with a green plant sticking out of his top. "I'm Zetsu. I can split into multiple people, but mainly call us White Zetsu and Black Zetsu."

Naruto nodded and finally, a man in an orang swirly mask said, "Hi, i'm Tobi!"

Naruto gasped and said, "Do you know Madara Uchiha by any chance? I know that's a mask he used over 13 years ago."

The man jumped and looked at the Zetsu's before looking back and becoming serious. "How do you know that?"

Naruto shrugged, "Kura showed me. It doesn't really matter to me all that much."

Tobi then asked, "Who is this Kura you keep talking about anyways?"

Naruto flooded his system with Kurama's chakra and allowed the cloak to wrap around him, growing all nine tails without having it take over. He then said, "Well, he's the Kyuubi no Kitsune of course. Now, are you going to bring me to your hide out now, or am i going to have to kill some of you first. Insanity isn't very patient."

They all nodded, some with fear in their eyes, some with smirks on their faces. One with pure horror etched into his very soul. Then they all left, on their way to the hideout.

Hey peoples, i have created another update for you. I think i will be taking a few hours break before i come back to this. But i'll see yah when i publish the next one. Vote, comment, and share.

Caoi