Runningwind: Hey this your host, Runningwind, on you know what show....

Audience: Things That Happened In Your Life!

Patchpelt: Zebra-horses!

Runningwind: Tonight's contestant is the one and only Runningwind!

(Suddenly a platform appears descending from the ceiling. Lionheart is standing on it frowning unhappily.)

Lionheart: Your stupid quiz show isn't getting enough views, so we're removing it from LionheartPublishing Network. The first episode of our new program, The Birchfall Show, will be on after commercials.

Runningwind: What? But I...

(Commercial for Mousefur's pizzeria comes on.)

(A picture of Smudge sleeping in the kitchen of his pizzeria comes on the screen.)

Computer voice: Wake up, Mr. Smudgemaster! Your pizza is about to burn!

(Smudge continues to sleep. The words FIVE HOURS LATER flash on the screen.)

Smudge: Here you go!

(Hands his unlucky customer a pizza that's completely black. The cat stares at it looking horrified.)

(The video of Smudge and his customer freezes. Mousefur doesn't appear but you can hear her start to talk.)

Mousefur: Sick of burnt pizzas, but having no choice because you don't know about any other pizzerias? Well, you don't have to eat disgusting burnt pizzas anymore because there is another pizza place! You can enjoy amazing tasty pizzas at the World's Best Pizzeria owned by me, the professional cook! So stop on by sometime soon to enjoy awesome pizza!!!!!!!

(Commercial ends and The Birchfall Show comes on. You'll have to read the next chapter to find out what happens on The Birchfall Show! :D)