Smudge:Here, my favorite cat! Free Smudge pizzas for the rest of your life.

Patchpelt: Thanks! Can I have 100 right now?

Smudge: (muttering) Uh-oh. (Louder) Fine, but it might take a couple of days.

5 Days Later...

Smudge: Here.

Patchpelt: Thanks, Smudge-cat.

Smudge: Umm...I don't know what to say.

Patchpelt: Next time, could Smudge-cat work a bit faster? Smudge-cat takes too many naps.