My daughter Yellowfang thinks she is so good at inventing songs, right? Well I am better. Watch this:

(Sing to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. See? I can pick a tune, unlike Yellowfang!)

Lalalalalalala,

Smudge is a stupid kittypet,

Lalalalalalala,

At his pizza place what do I get?,

Lalalalalalala,

A burnt and black pizza!

Good right? Please comment (whispers softly, not wanting the audience to overhear, "Mousefur, you owe me $100 dollars now. Remember our deal?")