Now, it's time you learn my story...
   Who am I? You'll soon find out....
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   In the evil queen's castle, a group of people were huddled together, talking in whispered murmurs. All of a sudden, the doors swung open of their own accord and a tall woman strutted into the room.
   She walked over to the group of people who had begun whispering her name. One man yelled, "It's the witch!"
   Zelena smirked as she snapped her fingers, turning the man into a flying monkey. "Thanks for the introduction, beautiful one." She turned her attention to the others. "Now, now, there's no need to be frightened! My sister was a menace but she's no longer here. She left everything behind like it was nothing. Like none of you mattered. But now it is my turn to rule." With that, she sat on the throne and an evil grin spread across her face. "She may be evil but I'm wicked. And wicked always wins." Then she laughed maniacally.
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   That was the day that the Evil Queen, dear old Aunt Regina, left to get the Fairy Godmother's wand. Mother took over after that, taking charge over those that once worked for the queen.
   And I took over my dear cousin's old crew, along with my own. And we had a plan to get everything back that he took from us when he abandoned us. Soon, it would be his turn to lose everything!
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   Merlin's cousin, Mordred was the son of Zelena, the Wicked Witch, and he was perhaps one of the most dangerous of the villain kids.
   His "crew" consisted of his on-again-off-again girlfriend, Talia, daughter of Captain Hook, along with her 7 older brothers, Crystal, daughter of Rasputin, and Ursula's 13 children.
   On the day, a few short weeks from the Royal Jubilee, the crew was sitting in Ursula's Undersea Café, snacking on gumbo, oysters, fish, and a wide assortment of fried foods, and watching a news report coming from Storybrooke on the Queen and Merlin.
   Mordred, growing angry, threw a handful of French fries at the TV, shouting, "How dare he? That little pretender took everything from us when he left us! And yet he gets everything! The queen, the fans, the respect, a life outside of this hellhole, and basically his run of the kingdom! Well I say no way! Not as long as I live! He will pay for what he's done this time!"

This is all hands on deck
Calling out to Lost boys and girls
I'm getting tires of the disrespect
We won't stop till we rule the world

   He jumped on the table and began dancing.

It's our time
We up next
Our sails about to be set
They ain't seen nothing yet
Tell 'em who's in charge so they don't forget!

   He flirted with Talia before leading the group in a dance.

What's my name?
What's my name?

   They shouted his name.

Say it louder
What's my name?
What's my name?
Feel the power
No one's gonna stop us
Soon the world will be ours
What's my name?
What's my name?
What's it?
What's it?
Say it
Say it loud!

   They bowed to Mordred who grinned evilly as they continued chanting his name.

All eyes on me
Let me see 'em
What's it
What's it
Say it
Say it

    He leapt into a chair where the boys picked him up, continuing their chant.

I'm the King of this town
I call the shots
You know who I am
No need to wear no fake crown
Stand up to me
You don't stand a chance

   Two boys lifted him back on the table. One of the other people in the restaurant came over to mess with him but he knocked the guy out with magic.

It's our time
We up next
My crew's as real as it gets
The worst is now the best
And leaving us here will be the last regret!

   Mordred and his crew began threatening the rest of the restaurants occupants with magic and swords.

What's my name?
What's my name?
Say it louder
What's my name?
What's my name?
Feel the power
No one's gonna stop us
Soon the world will be ours
What's my name?
What's my name?
What's it?
What's it?
Say it
Say it
Say it loud!
Hook me!

   He teased Talia who started laughing.

What's my name?
What's my name?
Say it louder
What's my name?
What's my name?
Feel the power
No one's gonna stop us
Soon the world will be ours
What's my name?
What's my name?
Say it
Say it loud!

   With that, a very red-faced woman with tentacles coming out from her dress came running from the back room.
   "Stop harassing my customers! Out! Out you heathens!"
   All of them except for Ursula's children went running from the restaurant.
   "Seriously," Mordred said, "I'm gonna make that little traitor pay! One way or another!"